(A/N) I'll be using Riley's name now.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(When Jack and Riley were kids)
Adam, taking them home from school: So how was your day?
Jack: We almost got surprise adopted!
Adam: What?
Riley: We almost got kidnapped.
Adam, stopping the car: WHAT?!
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Riley: Jail's not fun, I can tell you that.
Cat: You've been to jail?!
Riley: Once, in monopoly.
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(In the future when Jack is getting married)
His fiancée: Wait, is that my wedding gown?!
Jack, trying to do the splits in it: You mean OUR wedding gown?
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Adam: Fool me once, I'm going to kill you.
Riley: I think we missed a few steps here.
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Adam: Jack, you can't get everyone to like you. You're not Riley.
Jack: Not everyone likes Riley either.
Adam:
Jack:
Adam: I want names. Give me names right now.
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Website: Make a password.
Adam: *Types "Jack"*
Website: This password is too weak.
Adam: Haha, I know.
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Adam, during a tedtalk: Alright, any questions?
Riley: Why aren't there uppercase and lowercase numbers?
Adam:
Adam: Valid question-
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Jack: I love Riley so much, but I think I'm gonna draw a mustache on his face.
Adam: Don't forget to add the monocle.
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Riley: We get about 500 emails and letters a day!
Adam: If you two would just pay your damn bills, then maybe you wouldn't get any.
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AJR: We hate musicians.
Interviewer: But you ARE mu-
AJR: Did we f*cking stutter?
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Jack: *Sighs dramatically*
Adam:
Jack: *Sighs even louder*
Adam:
Jack: *SCREAMS*
Adam: HOLY F*CK, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Jack: Attention.
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(Concert rehearsal)
Adam: Sorry I'm late.
Austin: What happened?
Adam: Nothing, I just really didn't want to come.
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(Jack trying to get back at Adam and Riley for doing something)
Jack, talking really fast: Idiotsayswhat!
Adam: Excuse me?
Jack: What?
Riley:
Adam:
Jack:
Jack: No wait-
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Riley, throwing down his controller: Dang it! I lost again!
Jack:
Jack: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Riley: Yeah, that would be nice.
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Riley, trying to confuse Adam: The moon landing was fake!
Adam: Wait, you believe in the moon?
Riley: *Crying noises*
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Adam: If you could have wings, what kind would you want?
Riley: Pancake.
Jack: Giraffe.
Adam: I'm not sure why I still talk to you guys.
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Riley: I just want to be your friend.
Cat:
Riley: Plus a little extra.
Riley: Also, I love you.
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Ryan goes by Riley now you guys! Love ya!
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AJR Incorrect Quotes
HumorY'all probably already know what Incorrect Quotes are, so just read the book. This is completely random, but idrc.