Hi I'm tegan Penelope cooper I'm 17 years old from portland i have a younger brother named sam and thats all u need to know for now
Dad : kiddos u gotta leave
Tegan ; yesI grab my bag going down stairs
Sam : i can't be bothered for school
Dad : well your going come on
Sam : do i have to
Tegan: yes u do
Sam : shut up
Dad : go on
Sam : dad i will be killed
Dad : whys that
Tegan : are u being bullied
Sam : no shes gonna kill me
Tegan; me why
Sam : cause u will
Dad : she won't go
Tegan: oh I'm leaving without u
Dad ; sam go
Sam : fineWe walk out the door walking to school and i head straight English class and then to the changing the rooms getting in my gym clothes and i go to the filed .
Coach: i want 8 laps around the track
Lila : kill me
Tegan: kill me first
Coach : why are u ladies still standing here goWe all run to the track and we start running
Lila : this fucking kills on my period
Tegan: it kills in general
Lila: it makes it worse I'm litrally gonna wet myself
Tegan: oh my god
Lila : I'm being honest
Tegan : i know but please don't wet yourself
Lila : ah
Tegan: lila
Lila : i won't but i gotta pee
Tegan : well hold it coach went let u go
Lila : i know cause shes a bitch
Tegan : agreerd
Lila : gym is usless
Tegan: that it is but we have to do it
Lila : thank fuck we graduated soon
Tegan: and I'm gonna be going into college a virgin
Lila : i still introduce u to some of my friends
Tegan: i might take u up on the offer i can't go into college a virgin
Lila : or u could just tell jake how u feel about him
Tegan: isn't happening he would laugh in my face or think its a joke
Lila : true uhh this is killing me
Daniel : teganHe yells
Lila ; why is he talking to u
Tegan : i don't know go ahead
Lila : okI run over to him
Tegan: yes
Daniel: look your nice but i don't feel the same
Tegan: sorry what
Daniel: the message
Tegan: what message
Daniel : i got a message from u last night saying u like me
Tegan : excuse me
Daniel: i don't feel the same I'm sorry
Tegan: can i see theses messages pleaseHe hands me his phone and they were messages between me and lila that had been sent to daniel
Tegan: I'm gonna kill him
Daniel: sorry what
Tegan: i don't like u
Daniel: are u sure
Coach : tegan move
Daniel : I'll run with uWe start running and i trip over
Daniel : are u ok
Tegan: yes
Jake : teganI look and i already see the messages on his phone
Tegan: sorry
I grab daniel kissing him and i could tell he was shocked
Daniel : what th-
I turn back around and jakes gone
Tegan: sorry
I get up running off and i run slow so lila got to me
Lila : what was that about u kissed him
Tegan : I'll explain in a bit first i gotta kill sam
Lila : oh god do u 2 ever get along
Tegan: no and I'm litrally gonna kill him
Lila : whats he done
Tegan : I'll explain when i behind bars
Lila : he must have done something bad
Tegan: oh he has and hes gonna regret it
Lila : okWe carry on running the rest of the lesson and it finally gets to lunch
Lila : wheres the little bitch
Tegan : thereI walk over to sam grabbing his arm
Sam : don't kill me don't kill me please please I'm sorry
Tegan : why would u do it
Sam ; u pissed me off
Lila: what have u done
Tegan : explain
Sam : tegan gave me her old phone and she didn't clear it so i kept everything to be nosy and i saw messages from the both of u saying who u like . And tegan pissed me off yesterday so i sent daniel the messages between u 2 when tegan liked him . And the same with jakeBoth me and lila slap his head
Sam ; ow
Lila : i wanna kill u now thoeses are private messages and u had no right going throw them
Sam : i know
Tegan: if u knew why read them and then send them
Sam ; i said i was being nosy and like i said i was pissed at u
Lila : why didn't u clear the phone
Tegan : sam said he would cause i couldn't be botherd i wanted to set up my phone
Lila : what did she even do for u to send theses messages
Sam : she told dad i wasn't a virgin
Lila ; your 15 how are u oh i didn't even wanna know
Sam ; oh i went deep in herWe both slap him again
Sam : stop slapping me
Lila : don't be fucking stupid then no fuck offHe walks off
Lila : so Daniel now knows u liked him and jake knows u like him
Tegan: daniel still thinks i like him
Lila : what are u gonna do
Tegan: change my identity and move back to England
Lila : seriously
Tegan: avoid them
Lila : wanna sit out side for lunch
Tegan: yes
Lila ; lets goSkip the rest of the day
Tegan : dad
Dad : yes
Tegan : i do wanna kill sam
Sam ; I'm generally scared for my life can u please lock up all the knives tonight
Dad : what have u done
Sam ; promise not get mad
Dad : samuelHe explains what he done
Dad : why did i choose to have kids
Tegan: my life would of been a lot easier if u hadn't of been born
Sam ; my life would be amazing without u in itI flick him
Dad : right your not going out with your frineds this weekend tegan don't hurt your brother
Sam ; no
Dad : should of thought of the consequences
Sam : ok but please hide the knifes
Dad : ok
Tegan: byeI head upstairs and i hear sam come up
Sam : why u looking at me like that
Tegan: I'll cover for u while u go out this weekend
Sam : why would u do that
Tegan: you'll just owe me a favor do u want it or not
Sam ; ok
Tegan : coolI go to the bathroom removing my makeup and i go to my roon sitting down going on my laptop
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