Sam ; is he gone
Tegan : wait
Sam ; i meant to be at the mall in 10 minutes
Tegan ; hes sitting there
Sam ; please can he leave
Tegan: he knows your probably gonna leave
Sam ; u promise you'll cover for me this isn't a way to get me in more trouble as i leave u call dad and say I've left
Tegan: i promise
Sam : ok
Tegan; ok hes gone
Sam ; I'll give it a minute
Tegan: ok well bye be safe
Sam ; u wanna leave
Tegan : why
Sam ; cause i said to the daniel dude u would meet him at the diner
Tegan: why would u do that
Sam : cause he said u 2 needed to talk and i pretended to be u and said sure i would leave now
Tegan: I'm not going
Sam ; u can't ditch him
Tegan: well i am
Sam ; I'll message him saying u wanna fuck him
Tegan: u wouldn't
Sam ; I'm typing
Tegan; I'm leaving
Sam : goodI stick my middle finger up and i walk out the door walking to the diner
Daniel ; hi
Tegan: hush let me explain
Daniel; ok
Tegan; i said hushHe stays quiet
Tegan: right thoeses messages between me and lila are real but they are from last year and the messages u have been receiving from "me" aren't me i gave my brother my phone a few days ago as i got a new one
Daniel; so thoeses messages are from your brother
Tegan : yes
Daniel: why did u kiss me yesterday then
Tegan: cause i like jake and my brother also sent messages between me and lila to jake about me liking him . And jake showed up and i couldn't talk to him so i kissed u hoping he would walk off which he did sorry for kissing u
Daniel ; so u don't like me
Tegan: no i do not
Daniel: ok
Women : can i take your orders
Daniel : pancakes with maple syrup please
Tegan: pancakes with cream loads of cream
Women ; coming upShe walks off
Daniel: i was gonna say kinda weird u like me as we haven't spoke in like a year
Tegan: yh
Daniel: when did u like me
Tegan: that information doesn't matter
Daniel: well it does
Tegan: why does it
Daniel: cause it involves me so when did u like me
Tegan: well last year
Daniel: but when last year
Tegan: it really don't matter
Daniel ; well it does to me so please say when
Tegan ; when we got paried in that in that project together
Daniel: why didn't u say
Tegan: cause i don't tell people when i like them also u had a girlfriend at the time i wasn't gonna be like oh I'm gonna be a bitch and tell him i like him when he has a girlfriend its bad enough i even liked u when u had a girlfriend.
Daniel: ok
Tegan : yep
Daniel: are u going to that party tonight
Tegan ; no
Daniel: why
Tegan; cause they always get shut down by the police by 10 plus greys marathon
Daniel ; i thought u meant 50 shades of grey then i remember u like the show greys anatomy
Tegan: why would i watch 50 shades of grey
Daniel : i don't know how kinky u are
Tegan; oh my god
Daniel : what its been a year
Tegan: defantly not kinkey and i haven't changed in the year
Daniel ; u talk more last year i could barley a full sentence out of u all i would get was mhm yep ok
Tegan; ok thats about the only thing but u took the piss out my accent
Daniel; i wasn't taking the piss
Tegan : what would u call it then
Daniel; trying a British accent i wasn't taking the piss i just want an accent
Tegan ; ok
Daniel: what i would do for your accent or just an accent i think there cool and sexy
Tegan: sexy
Daniel; yes
Tegan: right
Daniel : don't judge me
Tegan: no judgement
Daniel ; good...so are u planning on going back to England any time soon
Tegan: I'm going to college in England
Daniel : really
Tegan : yh I've lived in portland with my dad almost 10 year i think i should go live withy mum for a bit
Daniel ; imma come visit u i wanna see England
Tegan; we barely know each other anymore
Daniel; theres still a little time before graduation to get to know each other also i barley know anyone in England so your my pass to get there
Tegan ; ok where u going college
Daniel : not going I'm going to LA to try get a music career if that don't work then I'll find a college
Tegan : well lets hope LA goes good for u
Daniel: i hope it doesThis women bring us our food and we eat
Tegan: i can't eat another bite
Daniel ; I'll have it
Tegan: go aheadMy phone then starts ringing
Tegan; hi dad
Dad ; hi is sam still at home
Tegan : yes he is hes playing video games
Dad ; shock
Tegan ; i know hows work
Dad ; its going ok I'm just cheaking in so I'll talk to u when i get back
Tegan; ok bye
Dad : byeHe hangs up
Daniel: that's like the fastest phone call of a life time
Tegan : yh just cheaking in on stuff
Daniel; ok
Tegan : u enjoying thoeses pancakes
Daniel: yes but i can't eat anymore I'm fullI let out a little laugh
Daniel ; they were good tho i love pancakes
Tegan ; i can tell by the way u ate all yours in 0.5 seconds and pretty much finished mine
Daniel : yhWe get the bill and i tryed paying for my food but daniel wouldn't allow me
Tegan; i don't like u at all now
Daniel ; oh shut up
Tegan: meh
Daniel : meh back
Tegan; well thank u for paying I'll see u around
Daniel: wait number so u can know me then i can visit u in England
Tegan: oh my godHe hands me his phone and i put my number in
Tegan : there
Daniel ; thank u
Tegan: see ya round
Daniel : byeI walk out and i walk home and i sit down turning on greys anatomy and thats where i stayed for the rest of the day
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