Hope's Alliance [Danganropa x reader]

[Incorrect quotes]

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Celeste: Gimme that tea
Celeste: Gimme that tea- *snatches tea from Byakuya and sips it*
Byakuya: No-

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Y/n: Welcome to Del Taco! We got a new thing called freesh... PFT- FR E SH A VOCA DO-

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Mondo: Hey, how much money you got?
Chihiro: Oh, I have 69 cents.
Mondo: You know what that means?
Chihiro: *Cries* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets...

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Y/n: Hiro!
Yasuhiro: ?
Y/n: Is that a weed?!
Yasuhiro: No this is a crayon-
Y/n: I'm calling the police! *Dials 911 in the microwave*
[911 what's your emergency?]
Yasuhiro: *Visible confusion*

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Byakuya: *Calls a police because of a car problem*
'Junko': *Sees Byakuya and Police then gasped*
'Junko': Byakuya, Is that a Police?! I'm calling the weed!
'Junko': *dials 420 in the microwave*
[420 what's your smoke?]
Byakuya: *Visible confusion*

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Y/n: *Goes to the speaker(The ones you use in a drive thru?)* Hey can I get a large number 3 please?
[Later]
Y/n: *Is going home with a large number 3 plastic balloon*

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The Music: ~♪Hello♪~
Chihiro: Hi!

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Ishimaru: There is only one thing worser than a rapist.
Ishimaru:*Removes the paper above the word 'rapist'* Boom
Byakuya: A child
Ishimaru: No-

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Y/n: *Hands Hina a donut box* Hey you wants some?
Aoi: *Grabs it then realized* This box is empty! *Throws the box* YEET
Y/n: *wheeze*

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Swans: *minding their business*
Yasuhiro: Look at all those chickens!

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Naegi and Kirigiri: *Posing on the snow*
Sakura: *holding a camera* Guys say Colorado!-
Syo: *slides in the scene* IM A GIRAFFE-

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Junko: We're all going to hell, goodbye!~

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Naegi: Y/n!!! Why the hell are you trying to cut your legs off?!
Y/n: Its because I can't stand you hoes
Naegi: Huh?! Stand us?! Why- wait.
Y/n: >:))

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Hiro: Have you ever had a dream that- you- you had- you- you- you wa- you want- you- you ca- you- you always can do anything?

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Leon: Aye toss me my keys
Hiro: *yeets a tree*
Leon:
Leon: I said my keys
Hiro: I thought you said Christmas tree?
Leon: Why the f*ck would I need a Christmas tree-

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Y/n: *walks in Taka's dorm quietly*
Y/n: *inhale* WAKE UP TAKA!!
Ishimaru: Wh- hey what..?!
Mondo: *Gets up from behind* why is it so loud in the morning..?
Y/n: *runs out the dorm* PFT-HAHAHA-

Anddddd that is all for now! Sorry for the short incorrect quotes :( and to be honest I don't really have the motivation to do the next chapter (probably because I need to rewatch the whole drv1 episode) but I'll try to update if I have time and some motivation!
March 31, 2021

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