~ Half of this is just Platonic Deoinnit tbh ~
- Not a ship -
Deo: I like your pants
Tommy: Thanks, They were 50% Off
Deo, Clearly joking: Well I want them 100% off
Tommy: What kind of store gives stuff away for free?
Deo: Wait, That's not what i-
Tommy: That's no way to run a business
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Deo: Shit.
Tommy: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Luke: OH MY GOD BITZEL FELL OFF!
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Deo: Sunshine, I'm sad.
Tommy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Luke: Bitzel, I'm sad.
Bitzel, nodding: mood
~~~
Deo: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Tommy: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Deo: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING LUKE WITH ME
Bitzel, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Luke: Tommy isn't answering his phone
Deo: I'll call
Luke: Bitzel and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Tommy: Hello?
~~~
Deo: I think we're missing something.
Tommy: Teamwork?
Luke: Cohesion?
Bitzel: A general sense of what we're doing?
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Tommy: You're my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Deo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Tommy: Absolutely not
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Deo: You often use humor to deflect trauma
Tommy: Thank you
Deo: I didn't say that was a good thing
Tommy: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny
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Deo: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Wisp: Oh, you've been?
Deo: Once, Because I made a sexual joke with Tommy-
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Deo: How many kids do you have?
Tommy: Emotionally, or legally?
~~~
Deo: Welcome, fellow idiots
Tommy: Hello, Deo
Deo: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Tommy: You underestimate me
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Deo: Someone will die.
Tommy: Of fun!
~~~
Deo: So are we flirting right now?
Tommy: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU
Deo: That doesn't answer my question
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Deo: Do you have any skeletons in your closet?
Tommy: You mean literally or figuratively?
Deo: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...
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Deo: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Tommy: Killed without hesitation.
Deo: No.
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Deo: Sunshine, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Tommy: Well of course I have.
Tommy: Have you ever tried going mad without power?
Tommy: It's boring
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Tommy: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Deo: You and me!
Tommy, tearing up: Okay.
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Luka, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Wisp and Bitzel on the ground hurting from their 1 inch heels: Oww
Tammy and Deo, pointing at them and walking flawlessly together in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Deo: I love you! platonically-
Tommy: Why?
Deo: Why what?
Tommy: Why would you agree with yourself that you love a dissapointement?
Deo: . . .
Deo, Pulling out his phone: Aanndd, I am signing you up for another therapy appointment
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Business Bay Oneshots and more
FanfictionI miss the the Business Bay so I decided to make a book filled with Oneshots, Incorrect Quotes, Headcannons and more that is centered around the Business Bay boys (But I like to pick favorites so Tommy will probably be the center of attention-)
