*person texts me at 11:00 at night*
Person: Hey are you awake?
Me: Close your eyes. Spin around 3 times. Hit a pinyatà and run through the candy. On the other side there will be a llama named bob. Ride bob to Narnia and when you get there you will find five dollars. Use the five dollars to ride the Hogwarts express to Camp Half Blood. And when your COMPLETELY lost, I will be awake.
Person: Where do I find a decent priced pinyatà at midnight?
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The Big Book of Stupid Jokes
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