Battery

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Full battery: YES!! I CAN PLAY CROSSY ROAD FOR HOURS!!
80%: I still got some time....
50%: Come on hang in there...
30%: FIGHT IT
10%: Come on baby...be strong
0%: NOOOOO IT WAS SUCH A SHORT LIFE!!!!! I'M SO SORRY I LOST MY CHARGER!!!

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