You and Peter jumped out of bed and started pulling your clothes back on.
"Should we go back to the kitchen and pretend like nothing happened orrrr?"'
He shook his head. "No I think we should just stay here and -"
"(Y/N) VALLORIA AND PETER PARKER. GET YOUR ASSES TO THE KITCHEN IMMEDIATELY!!!!!" Tony screamed.
This was gonna be interesting.
"Welp guess we're going to the kitchen."
You both made your way down the hall, you were struggling to walk a bit.
When you came into the kitchen, you noticed an infuriated Tony and Bucky.
Nat winked at you, while Steve was snickering.
Rhodey groaned and gave Sam 20 dollars.
"I told you so," Sam said to him.
Did he seriously bet on our relationship.
"Both of you, sit down, right now."
Tony sat opposite you, glaring the both of you down for a minute, before saying, " So tell me why Bucky walked in on both of you naked hmm? This isn't a bed and breakfast for hormonal teenagers."
You and Peter looked at each other nervously.
Tony rolled his eyes.
"Okay fine. Next question. What exactly is the relationship between you two? Apparently I've been completely oblivious to something here."
Peter looked at you and said, "We are dating?"
He was asking you as well as telling the Avengers.
You nodded. "Yeah yeah yeah we're dating."
He smiled at you.
"Can you please stop looking at each other this is making me ill. Okay sit two feet apart. There you go that's much better."
You and Peter scooted down from each other.
Bucky glared at Peter. "So were you guys having sex?"
You went bright red.
There was no point in lying now.
"Uhh yeah perhaps," you said.
"SEX???!?!" Tony screamed.
"MY TWO KIDS ENGAGING IN UNDERAGE SEX??"
You recoiled, "Ew Tony that's incest, we're not related."
He was fuming. "I am aware (Y/n)."
Steve giggled.
Nat shushed him and said, "Listen Tony, as long as they're using protection it's really not a big deal. You did use protection right?"
Peter nodded.
Bucky looked at both of you, completely disgusted.
It was Wandas turn to laugh.
Tony whipped around his head to her.
"Oh you think this is funny Wanda?"
"It's a little bit funny."
He turned around and looked back at you.
"You know what's not funny? Teen pregnancy. And that's the direction you two are going in."
"Oh god Tony," Rhodey groaned, "she is not going to get pregnant."
Steve piped up. "Well how often is this gonna be a thing? Cause we could thing of a way to organise it so it's safe."
I raised an eyebrow. "Are you seriously asking me to schedule my sex?"
He laughed. "No no no. Just trying to make this situation better."
Tony clapped his hands together. "Right. Punishment time. You're both grounded, and not allowed to see each other for two days."
"WHAT?" Peter shouted.
"You heard me."
"THATS TOTALLY UNFAIR. YOU DID THIS ALL THE TIME AT MY AGE."
Tony matched his pitch, "YEAH AND IT WASNT GOOD FOR ME. IT WONT BE GOOD FOR YOU EITHER!"
Nat cut in, trying to settle them down.
"Tony I understand your mad but not allowing them to see each other is not gonna help."
"What do you suggest I do then Nat huh?"
"Put them on cleanup for two weeks?" Vision suggested.
Tony sighed. "Fine. But both of you stay in your OWN rooms."
You both nodded.
Bucky was still seething.
"Okay you're both dismissed, I would like to remove this from my brain now."
Thor laughed and sat beside you.
"Oh you two are getting so grown up," he squeezed you both really really tight.
"Thor you're gonna kill them," Sam interjected.
"Oh right sorry. Sex is a perfectly natural thing humans. It's okay to just..........
And it went on like this for hours.
Tony and Bucky sitting in their rooms not wanting any part of this, the rest of the Avengers "educating" you and Peter.
"So what position did you do," Clint asked taking the piss.
You put your head in your hands, "Cmon Clint seriously?"
Everyone laughed.
"Did you do what I told you to do?" Nat asked.
You nodded and smiled slyly.
"Good."
Peter had gone extremely red at all this talk about sex.
"You good Peter?" Steve said with a smile.
"Yeah uhh I'm fine."
Thor threw his arm around Peters shoulder.
"Leave the boy alone he just lost his virginity today!!!"
Peter grimaced with embarrassment.
It was pretty embarrassing, but it was funny to be able to talk to the avengers about this stuff.
And you kept thinking about how you and Peter were now dating.
You'd finally found your happiness.
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Peter Parker x reader | Warmed up
FanfictionYou're parents died when you were 10, you were taken by Hydra and trained to be an assassin. But when your mission against the Avengers goes wrong, how are you going to adjust to your new life ? And especially to that boy Peter.