Truth/Dare/Ask Book ^J^

Singing!!!

Admin: *reads dare and smirks* Oh Ivan~

Russia: *peeks head in* Da?

Admin: We got another dare~

Russia: *eyes widen and starts walking away* Nyet!

Admin: *grabs his coat and pulls him back* You have to sing~

Russia: *sighs* Fine.... What song?

Admin: *grins* I have one picked out and it's perfect!!

Russia: Oh no....

~Time skip by a few minutes~

Admin: *hands mic to Russia and pulls up song* It's called Rasputin!

Russia: -_- Really?

Admin: •3• Yes.

Russia: *sighs and turns on mic* Start the song then.

Admin: *starts song*

Russia: *starts singing* There lived a certain man in Russia long ago.
He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow.
Most people looked at him with terror and with fear.

Admin: *squeals* ^_^

Russia: But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear
He could preach the bible like a preacher
Full of ecstasy and fire
But he also was the kind of teacher
Women would desire *takes deep breath* Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
There was a cat that really was gone
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on

Admin: *waves hands and whisper yells* DO THE DANCE!!!

Russia: *glares while singing and starts dancing* He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar
But the cassock he danced really wunderbar
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze
For the queen he was no wheeler dealer
Though she'd heard the things he'd done
She believed he was a holy healer
Who would heal her son

Admin: *pulls out camera* Heh....

Russia: But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger
For power became known to more and more people,
The demands to do something about this outrageous
Man became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared his enemies
But the ladies begged "don't you try to do it, please"
No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms
Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms
Then one night some men of higher standing
Set a trap, they're not to blame
"Come to visit us" they kept demanding
And he really came

Admin: *giggles* blackmail~

Russia: *glares* Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They put some poison into his wine
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
He drank it all and he said "I feel fine"

Ra ra Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen
They didn't quit, they wanted his head
Ra ra Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine
And so they shot him till he was dead

Oh, those Russians *sighs* DONE!

Admin: *snickers* Thank you~

Russia: *growls and walks away*

Admin: *laughs* There ya go @VinnyTheCorgi, I hope you enjoyed!!! If the media doesn't work, just click dah link, okay?

Song: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tJH_uQ8lcCA

Dance: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5F84RSDBY1c

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