1. Darling I am a nightmare dressed like a day dream.
2. I am 99% angel but that 1%...
3. B.I.T.C.H - Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Charming and Hot!
4. Have you ever met the human version of headache?
5. Don't study me, you won't graduate.
6. Shh. People don't care.
7. 2 words, one finger.
8. Hakuna Matata, bitch.
9. I like my music's volume high enough to not hear you.
10. What isn't mine isn't my problem.
11. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb up you're ego and jump to you're IQ.
12. SL_T. Its missing you bitch.
13. Where have you been all my life? Can you go back there?
14. BITCHES be tripping....... Okay fine, maybe I pushed one?
15. The trash gets picked up tomorrow, be ready.
16. If you can't handle this sass. You can't handle this ass.
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