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Me:Hah! I can't even write smut-

*just realize what I said*

Me:....Nevermind

Tommy:Wow you're lame

Me:oh shut up! You can't even write also-

Tommy:I'm clearly the fucking creator of "how to sex 2"

Tubbo:I mean he is not lying

Me:I-

Dream:What the fuck is going on?

Bbh:Language!

Tommy:Zauna can't even fucking write a single smut-

Bbh:Language Tommy!

Me:oh shut up!

Dream:wow Zauna you're that kind of friend who can't even write kinky stuff?

Bbh:Oh my god...

Me:I-...I can't yell at you, you're clearly not wrong

Sapnap:AYE BITCHES!-

Me:WHAT THE FUCK-

Bbh:LANGUAGE!

Quackity:What the fuck is even happening?-

Bbh:LANGUAGE!!!

Quackity:oh come on bad! It's not that bad to swear!

Me:I mean I swear also in real life so nothing is wrong with it right?

Skeppy:Who said swearing is bad? I mean people swear so what's wrong with it?

Wilbur:You're imaginary friend said that.

Skeppy:who said I have a imaginary friends???

Wilbur:my brain

Fundy:Y'all I have a nightmare.

Niki:don't worry Fundy nightmares aren't real

Dream:lies

Sapnap:Where is George?

Quackity:do we look like we're George parents?

Wilbur:erm-

Sapnap:DID YOU FUCKING FUCK HIM-

Bbh:LANGUAGE!!! STOP!

Wilbur:No I did not Sapnap!

Dream:I'm not even suprise if you fuck him wilbur

Bbh:that's it! I'm out!

Skeppy:I'm coming with you bad!

Wilbur:I swear I did not!

Quackity:Wilbur it's fine! we don't care if you fuck him

Karl:So when is the kids?-

Wilbur:BOYS CANT GO PREGNANT KARL.

Karl:oh yeah......*open google*

AwesomeSam:Why is everybody here?

Me:Logic hate me do they?

Ranboo:For sure they probably do

Me:how did you-

Ranboo:endermen.

Me:oh yeah...wait can endermen teleport it's been a year I never play Minecraft

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