A/n: this is a joke so if you're upset read this :)
Raven Harlow is a pureblood whose really skinny and trendy . It was her first day at hogwarts and she got sorted into slyketherin and caught a gaze with the blonde boy he was gorgeous she thought.
Entering the first potion class Raven yelled " BAKA" and there was an eruption of laughter everyone except the one and only drako MALFOY .
" AY why aren't u laughing at her joke MALFOY" cried goyle
Tears streamed down ravens face drako MALFOY didn't laugh at Raven harlows joke. Without warning she screamed " SCREW YOU ,PIECE OF SOAP" everyone was looking at her as she ran out the classroom . Raven hid underneath the sofa of the slykthwton common room .
Later , footsteps approached and a familiar voice echoed the room . The sofa SLIKE and Raven was exposed
" found you Baka ."
" awh whatever ." As ravennpushed past drako
" HAY don't you dare push past me ."
Raven jsut walked away fists clenched and was really mad at drako MALFOY
A/n: THIS DOES NOT MAKE SENSE LMAOO 😭😭 THATS THE WHOLE POINT ANYWAYS SEE U LATERS
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His Caca 🥺
Fanfiction" say you are my Baka " he sneered " BAKAAA" raven screamed at the top of her lungs this is a satire