[OUTDATED] It's Gonna Get Weird! | Hazbin Hotel X Male Reader

Prologue

No-one's POV

Charlie Morningstar, the owner of the Happy Hotel (a hotel meant to rehabilitate sinners and get them into Heaven), layed in her bed, worried about how to make her hotel not seen as a joke and succeed. She then managed to fall asleep

Dream

Charlie found herself in what appeared to be a cabin. She explored before a blinding red light came from outside

Charlie: Huh-

She was interrupted by the roof getting ripped off and sucked into a black orb with a red outline and occasional lighting coming from it. She gasped and looked for the closest blunt object, a bit scared of who might come out it. Suddenly, out popped a well dressed, eyepatch wearing man who had a welcoming smile on his face

She had a small sigh of relief, as he didn't look so threatening

Top hatted individual: Hey there buddy!

Charlie looked in surprise as he levitated down to her and started tap dancing

Charlie: Who are you?

Top hatted individual: Name's Y/n, nice to meetcha!

He titled his hat, but as he did, the world tilted too causing Charlie to tumble around. Then his body rearranged itself so that he was facing her. Y/n looked around and said

Y/n: Nice subconscious you got here, Charlie!

Charlie: Huh? How do you know my name?

Y/n: I know   L O T ' S   O F   T H I N G S

As he said this, his eye started flashing, showing different people and places.

Y/n: Liiiiiike..... You're scared of being a failure!

Another Y/n walked out from behind the first

Y/n #2: Your real name isn't Charlie

She rubbed her eyes in confusion as yet another Y/n emerged from the first

Y/n #3: And... Ohoho, this is interesting. You spend a lot of time dating this Spanish Moth demon!

Y/n #2: Give us the deets!

The Y/ns huddled up and started whispering to eachother

Y/n: Ohoho! That is scandalous!!!

Charlie was a blushing mess

Charlie: DUDE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!

Y/n: Oh right!

He then absorbed his clones

Y/n: So, get this!

A projection then appeared from his eye which showed Charlie's father

Y/n: This tall pimp guy named Lucifer hired me to, Y'know, shut down your operation and kinda burn down your hotel. It's real complicated, dude's got a problem. Pretty serious stuff

The projection then disappeared

Y/n: Hey, what's this?

The semi-omnipotent dream demon started playing paddle pong

Charlie: So, wait, you're just gonna burn down the hotel?!

Y/n: Sure, as easy as a snap. Hey, what's that?!

He snapped his fingers as suddenly the two were falling through the sky, with Y/n in a relaxed pose and Charlie flailing her arms around and screaming

Y/n: I bet you're wondering if there's a way to stop me. Well, I don't wanna give you any hints! But I bet you could find the right demon to beat me! Hey, there's  his head now!!!

The two then turned to see a giant bust of the infamous Radio Demon

Y/n: See ya in your nightmares, kid!

He then went towards a portal before stopping as he closed his eye for a little bit

Y/n: You can't tell but I'm winking. It's looks like a blink....cuz one eye, anyway see you later, BAAAIIIIIIII

He then went into a portal, leaving Charlie to fall and eventually hit the ground, waking her up

Dream end

Charlie woke up sweating and looked around whilst hyperventilating. She then wiped her forehead

Charlie: Just a dream...

The demoness then saw writing on her hand

'The dream is real
-Y/n'

She looked at her hand horrified before noticing another note underneath the first

'Look what I did to your other hand'

She followed the instructions to see that Y/n had drawn a turkey on her left palm with a little caption

'Look! A turkey! :)'

She then let out a small chuckle before going back to sleep, a little more calm and a lot more scared now that she knew a Dream demon was lurking about

To be continued