(FLASHBACK)
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
It's all I can say.
I married one Maria Lewis- well, now Maria Reynolds - today.
And by god is she beautiful.
I'll have to consummate to her soon.
(AFTER THE CONSUMMATION)
No regrets.
Shame she was such a whiny bitch tho.
Kept yellin for me to stop but, oh well.
Just couldn't.
If she sees this writing she's gettin a beatin'.
Bye- or whatever.
-James
YOU ARE READING
The Diary of James Reynolds
Historisk fiksjonSo this is a diary, huh? Ria made me write this dumb thing - so that just proves that shes such a prying bitch. I'll probably burn this book some day. So yeah, here's my dumb diary or somethin. -James (NOTE: SOME OF THIS MAY BE HISTORICALLY INA...
