How I met Kama

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*This chapter takes place during the 13 Million Download Campaign.*

You know, after the whole mess with Ooku, Ryan was starting to get annoyed by random evil entities trying to kill him just because he stopped Goetia....which he barely managed to do in this first place by sheer dumb luck and a ton of help. First, it was the remaining Demon god pillars...but in their defense, they were mostly out for revenge for foiling the Incineration of Humanity. Then there was the Foreign God who just wanted to get rid of Chaldea because they knew that the organization would never allow Proper Human History to be erased for good...., but it didn't even seem to treat Chaldea like a threat. Finally, there was Kama, a variation of Beast III, who wanted to corrupt humanity through lust, but wanted get rid of Chaldea because that had stopped Kiara, another variation of Beast III that appeared during the Seraph Incident, before. Hell, the goddess/demon almost made Ryan in her brainwashed slave, but was stopped by being out played by her own manservant which allowed Chaldea to beat the Sakuraface and save everyone from Chaldea being permanently used as energy for Kama's plan.

Still, the thought of being someone's plaything didn't sit well with him. Ryan wanted some payback...so when he learned that Kama could be summoned as Assassin class servant, he saw it as a chance for revenge....but the Hindi goddess of love wouldn't answer his summons! No matter what he did, she wouldn't come. Some of staff was starting to worry if this would become the same situation when the brown haired boy didn't manage to summon Archer Summer Artoria (which is the only version of Artoria Pendragon that I don't have). They all remembered the fires set by Berserker Lancelot who seemed to be summoned by the male master of Chaldea's pure anger and frustration. Some of the Ryan's female were definitely starting to get worried, so they decided to take matters into their own hands.

"Senpai!," Mashu pleaded as she, Jalter, BB, and Scathach were currently in Ryan's room as the brown haired boy stood in front of a summoning circle. "Please. You need to stop!"

"Yeah!," Jalter exclaimed. "You don't need that little succubus! The only girl you need is me!"

"Actually, he needs me, BB!," the AI stated. "After all, I am the best SakuraFace! Kama is just a carbon copy of me! So, forget her and let's go on a date or you know sign this marriage certificate!"

"Wait...where did you get that?!," the dragon witch asked. "Give me that! Ryan's mine!"

"No!!! Senpai is my plaything! No one else!," BB exclaimed as she got in the Avenger class servant's face.

As the two girls continued to bicker amongst themselves, Scathach rolled her eyes as she walked up to her master and gently place her hand on his cheek while forcing him to look him into her eyes. "Listen, I know you're angry and tired of the circumstances of your life. You never asked to save the world for Demon god pillars, Crypters, and demonic beasts. I know you would rather spend your time playing video games and hanging out with your friends and family, but no one said life was fair. So, stop throwing a fit and act like man. One of the things I love about you is that you never give up no matter what life throws at you. Now, please....stop letting what in Ooku affect you so much and move on with your life...also, let's get back to planning our future wedding."

Ryan took a deep breath and smiled. "You girls are right. I need to stop trying to control everything and just take life one day at time...."

The girl immediately smiled as they seemed to finally get through to the man they loved....until he said, "But after this last attempt!"

"No!!!!," the girl cried as the summoning circle glowed bright hold as everyone in the room was blinded.

When the light died down, everyone could hardly believe what they could see as they saw a familiar white haired loli standing the center of the circle. The girl immediately looked over at Ryan and smiled.

"Well look who missed me so much that he spent so much Saint Quartz to get me here

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"Well look who missed me so much that he spent so much Saint Quartz to get me here..," Kama said with a sickly sweet smile. "I guess I ca—"

The Assassin class servant was immediately interrupted when Ryan walked up to her and pinched her cheeks. "There you are, you little demon! Do you have any idea how much trouble you
caused me?! How many hours I had to spend navigating that stupid labyrinth of yours?! Well, guess what?! You get help me save the world now, but first I'm taking you to Parvati so she can punish you properly!"

 "There you are, you little demon! Do you have any idea how much trouble youcaused me?! How many hours I had to spend navigating that stupid labyrinth of yours?! Well, guess what?! You get help me save the world now, but first I'm taking you to Pa...

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"Are you sure about that?," the goddess said she quickly changed into her teenage form. "I mean...you can punish me instead? I know I've been a bad girl and need to be punished by my handsome master."

"Get real sister!," BB exclaimed. "Senpai won't for your tricks! He only for falls for mine!"

"Yeah! He has me after all.," Jeanne Alter stated. "He won't be tempted by you!"

That's when the other girls noticed Ryan's face was a bright shade of red and had a slight nosebleed. "Really?..."

"What?," the brown haired boy said. "I like bad girls."

"That's true.," Jalter and BB admitted with a nod.

"Anyways....now get you girls get out! Master and I need transfer some mana...," Kama said as she summoned clones of herself which started to shove the other girls out of the room as she started to led her new master to the bed...only to be immediately struck by bolts of lightning.

Mashu and the others turned to see Parvati enter the room as the Kama clones were quickly defeating by Parvati clones as she stormed over to her counterpart and started dragging her out. "Oh no you don't! You are not corrupting Senpai! Not while I'm around! I think it's time that you and I need to have a long talk, sister!"

After a few minutes after the two Sakurafaces left the room, the other girls turned to see a slightly charred Ryan on the floor of the room who was accidentally struck by Parvati's lightning when she attacked Kama. Mashu and Scathach immediately rushed over as they tried to examine his wounds.

"Well, I guess I'll go get Irisveil and Tamamo.," Jalter said as she went to exit the room.

"No need.," BB said as she was suddenly in her nurse's outfit. "I can tend to Senpai! Now move over."

With that Mashu and Scathach defended their weakened master from the crazed nurse as Jalter bolted to look for the healers of Chaldea, but funny enough...thanks to that, Kama's summons made it possible for things to finally return to normal in Novum Chaldea.

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