me: did you hear? there's a girl in school that likes you. so-eun, i think is her name
him: why? are you jealous?
me: haha why would i be? i like boys, not girls
me: but why don't you like her? you two are so alike. it's a perfect match
him: same charges repel
me: yah! don't talk science to me
him: ...
me: what?
him: nothing
{ he's still as weird as when i met him }
