PICK UP LINES

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[034. pick up lines they use on you]

Sadie
- "Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!"
- "SADIE'S NOT BREATHING!!"
- rip sadie 2021

Shay
- "Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical"
- of course her line is about harry potter
- who is surprised?
- you find it funny tho

Lilia
- "Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future"
- that sentence is the catalyst
- not y'all planning your wedding for the rest of the night

Jillian
- "Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless"
- "You're pointless❤️"
- *jillian is surprised pikachu face*

Lauren
- "Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
- you actually found it funny
- invited her over

Anna
- "I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art"
- "Anna... we're obviously in school right now"

Sophie
- "Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?"
- "We're not even old enough to drive"

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