Peter's POV
I stumbled into the empty alleyway and sat down, leaning my head on the wall. I quickly took out my phone and texted the last number I texted.
Mr. Bob The Builder.
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You
Mrr, bb?
hallo
to you now hoe to treat a gsw??
is foy scool..
Mr Bob The Builder
are you sure it's for school?
You
yis
Mr Bob The Builder
GO TO THE HOSPITAL
You
But imma por?
Mr Bob The Builder
SO YOU DID GET SHOT
You
np I din;t
Mr Bob The Builder
don't worry about the bills
I'll pay
yes you did get shot
You
uI fell dissy...
Ther is rad liqui besid mw
Mr Bob The Builder
that's BLOOD
You
nop hospital to espentive fo mq to got fre
Mr Bob The Builder
NO for me it's not
Im the richest biscuit on the planet
biscuit
biscuit
why can't I swear?
never mind
since YOU WON'T LISTEN
fine.
first (Inserts all kind of instructions since I'm stupid)
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You
okay done.
Thank you Mr. Bb
Mr Bob The Builder
fine, just go to the hospital next time.
Don't worry about the bills
You
OH, look at the time!
Sorry Mr. Bb I got to go!
Mr Bob The Builder
Kid DON"T YOU DARE- and there he goes
frick
frick
frick
frick
what's going on!
I still can't swear!!!
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Tony's Pov
I turned my phone off frowning. Ugh, I've only known that Kid for 2 days. 2 DAYS, and he's already the cause of my grey hairs.
To be honest, I'll never admit it but I actually sort of liked talking to Kid. I mean, sure he's stubborn but he's so *pure* and *innocent*.
Speaking of which why can't I swear? Maybe Steve hacked my phone? Nope. That's out of the question. He's too stupid to do that, but maybe he got help?
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Sorry, wrong number
Random(cover isn't mine) This is one of those AU's where Peter didn't meet the avengers. Peter Parker broke his phone beyond repair. When he bought a new phone he needed to save all the contacts again. In a hurry he punched in a wrong number. That wrong n...
