a/n: idk what this book is anymore
@dinahjane: yeah, i guess i did miss her 🙄
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@laurenjauregui: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "i guess" !???!?
@dinahjane: @laurenjauregui, 🤷🏻♀️
@laurenjauregui: @dinahjane, I hate you so fucking much.
@normani: you're so hot dinah fuck me with a coat hanger
@dinahjane: @normani, okay 😏
@shawnmendes: @normani, Um you know everyone can see this right?
@laurenjauregui: @shawnmendes, Stfu shawn no one likes you.
@shawnmendes: @laurenjauregui, Okay fuck you too then 😐
@allybrooke: @normani, ima making sure the pope knows you said this today
@canolaoil: @normani, mani wtf
@arianagrande: @normani, honey go outside and touch some grass, okay?
@billieeilish: @normani,
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billieeilish: i had a dream..
canofoil: that we lived in a world where racism and homophobia didn't exist
allysus: That jesus visited my house and watched netflix with me
madisonbeer: that you cheated on me with lauren, you lying cheating son of a bitch
laurenjauregui: That camila fucked me with a candle
kyliejenner: shut the fuck up, lauren
arianagrande: that kylie fucked me on the beach where the stars shine the brightest 💫
dinahjane: that was cringey ari
billieeilish: you guys were supposed to say "i got everything i wanted" you depressing horny ass hoes
canofoil: well i'm sorry that the world sucks, billie
billieeilish: shut the fuck up canola
canofoil: billie i swear to god i will egg your room right now don't test me
billieeilish: what the fuck? even tho i stay at your house it doesn't mean i can't go back to my mansion 😐
canofoil: what makes u think that i won't egg your mansion
billieeilish: oh shit 😀
kyliejenner: 🥚
kyliejenner: egg lol
arianagrande: Shut the fuck up
kyliejenner: yes daddy.
dinahjane: you guys are annoying
normani: 🤨
dinahjane: besides you mani,
normani: 😁
dinahjane: you're fucking impossible to handle, ima need you to shut the fuck up
normani: DINAH 👏 STOP 👏 PLAYING 👏 THESE 👏 GODDAMN 👏 GAMES
dinahjane: maybe if you stop talking i will
allybrooke: i don't understand why everyone is so moody today
billieeilish: right? like brighten tf up yall we gotta live everyday like it's our last 😐
canofoil: if it was my last day on earth i'd fuck lauren until the day ends
laurenjauregui: 😏
kyliejenner: i bet i could make ari cum faster than you can make lauren cum, camila
canofoil: OH ITS ON, KYLIE
kyliejenner: 🙂
allybrooke: ...
arianagrande: ...
madisonbeer: why are all of you guys always so horny smh 😑
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i'm glad we met // fifth harmony texting story
Fanfictioncamila's lesbian jesus.. lauren's the smart grammar freak.. normani's the hot one.. dinah's the prankster.. ally's jesus and satan in one body.. kylie's rich.. ariana's dumb.. madison's a bipolar bitch who starts arguments and likes drama.. and bill...
