Malleus who just pricked his finger on a Spindel and is now waiting for the Mc on a bed to get kissed (he is still awake though)
MC: irony of fate
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Vil: Here have some Apples
MC: thanks but I've seen enough movies to not give you a chance to kiss me.
Vil: Alright guess we'll have to do it the other way. *bites the Apple* *falls asleep*
MC: seriously?
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Neige: Tries to eat an apple*
MC: Slaps it out of his hands* NO
Neige: The hell?!
Vil: Damn you Mc
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Ace: Eats Riddles tart*
Riddle: so you have chosen death
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Leona: No one gives me attention
Farena: Give me a hug little brother
Cheka: OJITAN!!!!!
Leona: Like I said no one gives me attention
MC: Get up ya lazy slut
Leona: I have found my attention
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Floyd: Sh-
Mc: Call me Shrimp i will fuck your Ass
Floyd.exe.com has stopped working.
Floyd: SHRIMP!!!!!
Mc: WTF?!?! IT WAS A JOKE!!!
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Floyd: Shrimp
Mc: Puts sunglasses on and carry's a knife* Not today
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Jade: Any more questions?
Mc: Do you carry mushrooms with you?
Jade: ........ Nooooooo. What do you want?!
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Azul: Cry's*
Jade: Floyd
Floyd: Yes Jade?
Jade: What is this?
Floyd: I think it's Azul crying
Azul: Keeps crying*
Jade: Wh-Why is he making that sound?
Floyd: Idk
Jade: Well it's annoying
Floyd: I know
Jade: Make him stop
Floyd: Idk how
Jade: T-try asking him
Floyd: Hey hey Azul WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!
Azul: Keeps up crying*
Jade: I think he's upset
Floyd: I know
Jade: I have an idea!
Floyd: DO IT!!
Jade: I'LL DO IT!!!
Throws Mushroom at him*
Azul: Is still crying*
Jade: WHAT IN A WORLD?!
Floyd: THAT ALWAYS WORKED!!!
Jade: What does he want?!
Floyd: Idk!!!
Jade: Sing him a song!!!
Floyd: I CANT SING!!!
Jade: SING ANYWAY!!!
Floyd: WHAT DO I SING?!?!
Jade: OH GOD ANYTHING!!!
Floyd: 3, 6, 9, DAMN SHE FINE, NA NA NA NA NANA ONE MORE TIME
Jade: GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW, GET LOW
Jade/Floyd: TO THE WINDOOOOOOOOOOW
Mc: What are you both doing?
Floyd: Oh thank god Shrimp how do we make Azul stop?!
Azul: stuffs his head between the boobs Giggles*
Floyd: That son of a bitch
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Jamil playing with the magic carpet chess
Magic carpet: Makes his move*
Jamil: I can't believe it I'm losing to a rug
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Jamil: Is something burning?
Kalim: Nah that's just me
Jamil:......
Kalim: Aaaaaand the Kitchen is on fire
Jamil/Students: AAAAAHHHHHH
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Mc: sneezes*
Che'nya: Bless you
Mc: GOD?!?!?!?!?
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Idia: Mc is so annoying ( during online game)
Mc:( Plays the same game right now) I heard you were talking shit about me?!
Idia: WTF
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During Ghost marriage
Elisa: It's love at first sight
Mc: You can't marry someone you just met!
Idia: Cold but true
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During Fairy Gala training
Vil: slaps them with a rope*
Vil's view
Leona/Kalim/Jamil: OUCH
Mc's view
Leona/Kalim/Jamil: Ahhhhhh~ more~
Mc: nosebleed* 👍🏻
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Beans day
Mc: I can already hear the splatoon music
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Mc: My boyfriend is to tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Ace: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Jack: Tackle him.
Epel: Dumb him.
Deuce: Kick him in the shin!
Malleus: DEAR JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!!
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During wish upon a star event
Idia: coming in his special Outfit* This is so embarrassing.
Me: Licking my phone*
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Malleus: Child of man you're so cute and weak like a baby
Mc: STOP CALLING ME A BABY
Malleus: Why is that? To me you're nothing but a baby
Mc: Pounding* hmpf!
Mc leaves the room*
Mc:(Mumbling) If I am nothing but a baby why was I the only one that had enough guts to invite you?!
Malleus heard them and realised his Mistake
Malleus: WAIT MC IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO! ILL STOP, ILL STOP!
Mc: TELL THAT MY HAND!!!
Malleus: His heart shatters 💔
Cry's*
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Ruggie: THERE YOU ARE YOU DEAF LAZY LION!!
Ruggie: I WANTED TO TELL YOU THIS FOR SO LONG!!!
Ruggie: YOUR LAZY, STUPID, PETTY, ALWAYS PUT YOUR WORK ON ME AND NEVER SAY THANKS AND YOUR THE MOST SNOBBISH PRINCE IVE EVER SEEN!!!!!!
Leona: Ruggie I can hear you again
Ruggie: ............
Ruggie: Who's Ruggie?
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Vil: UUUUGH I CANT BELIEVE HOW STUPID YOU GUYS ARE!!!!
All thinking: Give us a breeeeeaaaak
Vil: And the worst is I always have to watch out that Mc doesn't kill me!!!!
Mc: come on Vil your just being silly!
Mc: Here have some tea........it'll relax you
Gives cup*
Vil: Worriedly stares at cup*
Vil: Nice try Mc Rook you taste it
Rook: Try's to take a sip*
Mc: ROOK DON'T!!!!!
Mc: That tea was for Vil
Vil: hard sweat drops*
All: Worried for Vil*
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Twisted wonderland Husband and wife challenges.
FanfictionWrite some challenges for these folks and let's see their reaction. It has to be a challenge for couples. I will consider updating my story and making challenges for the dorm leaders, the vice dorm leaders and the first years. And the-I call them th...
