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y/n: fellas is it gay to stab another guy?
everyone else at the sleepover: ???
y/n: i mean you are penetrating him
cyn: only if he moans
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george: i will now torture you
dream: *raises an eyebrow* kinky
george: *smiles* i think you are sweet and beautiful
dream: *tenses up* wait...
george: *moving toward him* you deserve to be cared for
dream: *backing away* no
george: *leaning forward, trapping him against a wall* your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard
dream: *holding his hands up* i need a safeword!
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wilbur: another wooden ball? would it kill the makers of avocados to include a different toy like a mood ring or a novelty eraser
techno: this is why i eat potatoes
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*the minor squad at sleepover*
y/n: how did you break your wrist? wrong answers only
tommy: minecraft
ranboo: tall problems
tubbo: too many bees
purpled: bedwars
cyn: slapping the west virginia mothman statue's thicc metal ass
y/n: i said wrong answers only not confessions
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tubbo: life...is an egg
ranboo: explain
tubbo: has chickens in it sometimes
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YOU ARE READING
mcyt x reader :) oneshots and other stuff
Fanfictionbasically just a mcyt x reader book for all you simps out there :) requests open so request away simps! no smut tho it makes me and some people in the book uncomfy
