The problem children wreak havoc

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I'd like to say sorry in advance to the fourth wall. I'm sorry fourth wall.


Rei changed their name to Elsa

Elsa: off you go kids

Touya changed their name to Burnt_chicken_nuggets

Hawks changed their name to Birdbrain

Fuyumi changed their name to Best villain

Mirko changed their name to Hottest hero

Natsuo changed their name to Jack Frost

Shigaraki changed their name to Handman

Shoto changed their name too Freezer burn

Izuku changed their name to Broccoli 

Burnt_chicken_nuggets: omg this is going to be so fun

Best villain: who's going to add him?

Birdbrain: I'll do it

Birdbrain added Enji 

Freezer burn changed Enji's name to Flamefreak

Falmefreak: WHAT IS THIS

Flamefreak: WHO ARE YOU

Birdbrain: woah woah woah calm down buddy

Flamefreak: what are you doing here Hawks?

Birdbrain: how on earth did he guess that so quickly

Best villain: probably because he sees you almost every day and knows how much of a birdbrain you are

Birdbrain: good point

Burnt_chicken_nugget: anyway, he doesn't have a clue who the rest of us are

Hottest hero: for all he knows we could all be villains

Broccoli: but if we were villains why would we add the number 1 hero to this group

Freezer burn: good point

Handman: adding a hero to a groupchat where everyone else is villains is actually quite useful because we could get lots of information out of him

Jack Frost: yeah but you're not exactly good at that are you

Handman: could you stop insulting me for 5 minutes, you're supposed to be my boyfriend

Jack Frost: well, according to flamefreak here, I'm supposed to be your girlfriend

Flamefreak: wait what

Flamefreak: is that you Nakano?

Jack frost: who?

49CatFish: to all my dear readers, a quick explanation

Hottest Hero: wait, who are you !?!?!?!?!

Elsa: just ignore 49CatFish, they do that sometimes

Freezer burn: but who are these readers that they speak of?

Broccoli: yeah, is this like a book or something

Birdbrain: what if we're not real?!?!?!?

49CatFish: SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK

Broccoli: sorry

49CatFish: at least the cinnamon roll has enough manners to say sorry

49CatFish: anyway, what I was trying to explain was that as you might have noticed, this story is also partly a TransNatsuo au, and in this story, everyone accepts and supports him accept that flamefreak over there and as you've probably guessed, he still uses Natsuo's old name which is very uncomfortable for him and we all hate that bastard for making our little Jack Frost sad so please always be respectful of peoples' pronouns and use the name that they want you to use for them.

49CatFish: did that paragraph even make any sense?

49CatFish: anyway, continue you lot

49CatFish: bye

49CatFish: but before I go, Enji Todoroki, I will hunt you down for hurting my precious children

49CatFish: goodbye

Jack Frost: um bye

Burnt_chicken_nugget: what on earth was that???

Freezer burn: I think we just gained an extra parent

Broccoli: yay!!!!! Another adoptive parent

Flamefreak: I'm actually a bit scared now

Jack Frost: you should be

Best villain: they won't be the only one going after you

Hottest hero: can I join?!?! Can I join?!?!

Handman: I'm joining too

Jack Frost: me too

Best villain: who's joining us to kill the bastard of a hero?

Burnt_chiccken_nugget: I'm in

Birdbrain: I'll come too

Freezer burn: hell yeah, let's go

Elsa: I might as well

Broccoli: I'd do anything for my boyfriend so I'm coming too

Broccoli:

Elsa: you are so cute and pure

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Elsa: you are so cute and pure

Jack Frost: you realize he just agreed to killing the number 1 hero?

Elsa: yes, I do, and that is exactly why he's so cute and pure

Broccoli: I feel so loved

Elsa: good

Flamefreak: you do realize that I'm still here?

Burnt_chicken_nugget: of course we know, we're not as stupid as you who actually believed your son died

Birdbrain: I forgot he was there

Burnt_chicken_nugget: well, nobody can be as stupid as you

Birdbrain: hey!!!

Flamefreak: what do you know about my son???

Flamefreak: and who are you all anyway?

Best villain: should we tell him? 

Elsa: don't ask us, ask the readers

Best villain: dear readers, should we tell him who we are?

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