You: Michael...
Michael: yeah y/n?
Y: I have a small problem.
M: and what is that?
Y: well it's the time that my vagina like to cry blood.
M: oh my god why do you describe it like that!? 😂
Y: because I figured it makes you laugh...
M: you're right. it does.
Y: ok. being serious here can you pick me up some pads or tampons?
M: yeah. any specific kind?
Y: any kind will do.
M: ok I will be over with some pads, ice cream, chocolate, and a movie in about 20 minutes...
Y: thanks so much for this Mikey!
M: anything for you!
Y: aww I love you
M: love you more!
