Villain Roommates (JJBA Villains X Female Reader) [DISCONTINUED & OLD!]

DIO Gets Exposed

When DIO and Pucci came downstairs, EVERYONE was looking at them as if they did something wrong.

Kira: "What were you two doing in your room? I could here you while I was working. I couldn't really tell what you were doing, so can you please tell me?"
DIO: "Uhhhh..."
Pucci: "..."
Diavolo (impatiently): "Well?! Tell us already!"
DIO: "Er... Pucci?"
Pucci: "W-we were just... um..."
Valentine: "Spill it, priest"
Pucci: "We were...-"
Y/n: "Wait! Maybe I can figure it out! Okay, so, I was hearing noises that sounded like DIO screaming, wheezing, and laughing"
Kars: "Jeez, dude. Were you dying in there?"
DIO: "N-no, I-..."
Diavolo: "Oh, hell no. You guys better not have fucked in there-"
Pucci: "Why would we fuck?! That's very unholy!"
Valentine: "Then what did you do?"
Pucci: "We were just playing around, that's all..."
DIO: "Yeah, exactly."
Pucci: "And I kinda proved that DIO's-"
DIO: "SHHHHH!"
...
Diavolo: "Uhhh, you kinda proved that DIO's... what?"
DIO: "He kind of proved that I'm... ticklish..."
Everyone except DIO and Pucci: *GASP*
Doppio: "You're ticklish?!"
DIO: "Yes..."
Doppio: "Me too!"
...
Diavolo: "Doppio, wha-"
Doppio: "Boss. If we're both ticklish, that's okay, but, make sure nobody tickle tortures us, okay?"
Diavolo: "Uhh... Okay...?"
*Doppio and DIO are trying not to laugh*
DIO:"Don't even think about it, Doppio"
Doppio: "Hehe! I won't!"
DIO: "Okay, then I won't do it to you. Okay?"
Doppio: "Okay!"

A few minutes later...

Diavolo: "Y/n! Diego! Have you heard?"
Diego: "Heard what?"
Diavolo: "DIO's ticklish"
Y/n: *gasp* "Oh my gosh! Is he really?!"
Diavolo: "Mhm. Yup"
Diego: "Wait, since we're universal twins, does that mean I'm ticklish too?"
Diavolo: "I don't know, Diego. Maybe"
Diego: "Oh, okay"