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Spade: I do not understand how i am considered the smartest out of all of us.

Ryuna: Observe closely, on how Joker takes toast out of a toaster with a fork, how queen cuts vegetables with a sword, how Shadow can't spell carbonara, how Rose cried because she thought a butterfly died when in reality it flew away, how Emerlynn sacrificed Rylan to the demons, how Paris did a backflip but ended up revealing she's dead, how Phoenix doesn't even know what breathing is, how i twirl and throw knives in the air giving no sh!t, how Lilian locked herself in prison on accident, how Twilight can't keep track of her OC's, how master Silver always cracks his back on important missions, need i say more?

Spade: I will never question my wisdom ever again.

Ryuna: Exactly..

Akai: AHHH, WATER!

Ryuna: ... FIRE BIRD DID YOU SAY WATER?!

Akai: YES, GET ME OUT OF HERE

Ryuna: NO KIDDING, TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Akai: WHAT THE HE- GET OFF ME!

Ryuna: NOT UNTIL YOU GET ME OUT OF THIS DIPSH!T OF A NIGHTMARE

Spade: *i didn't see anything*

Echo: As usual, i'll cover for Ryuna.. Adieu internet! See you next time!~

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