Bruce: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Clint: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Steve: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Clint, listen.
Tony: What if it bites itself and I die?
Thor: That's voodoo.
Clint: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Bruce: That's correlation, not causation.
Nat: What if me and Steve bite each other, and neither of us die?
Thor: That's kinky.
Tony: Oh my God.
Steve: *blushes furiously*
