"Hey, Shuu."
Gakushuu sighs.
"Yes, Karma?"
"Did you know that I've been offered multiple options for baby names?"
Gakushuu turns his face to Karma to show a deadpan expression.
"What."
"Yeah. Sad thing is, they've actually given me good name options- but I'm not even pregnant."
Gakushuu bookmarks his page and shuts his book before closing his eyes and praying.
"Also, I texted the others. They've been laughing for ages."
Gakushuu silently swears.
He'd hoped they wouldn't ever know. Of course Karma would tell them.
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"I can't believe this," Nakamura states gleefully.
"I know, right? I've been cackling like a madman myself for weeks."
"Karma, you basically are a madman."
"Tomato tomahto."
Gakushuu wonders how it has come to this. How he has been roped into this meeting.
This- this meeting with the entirety of the former 3-E classroom.
"It's just- this is hilarious," Maehara snickers. "They- they seriously think-?"
"Oh my god," Muramatsu dissolves into another round of laughter.
"This is exactly like the yaoi manga I've read where they don't think they're expecting but they are and then they either have an illegitimate love child or they get married," Fuwa blurts.
Silence.
"What the fuck, Fuwa?"
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"I'm telling you," Karma says, amused. "They're brainwashed."
"They are not brainwashed," Gakushuu argues tiredly. "They are just misdirected."
"Sure," Karma hums. "Whatever you say."
Gakushuu sighs.
Prays.
Slams his head on the table.
Isn't it funny?
He's going insane.
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Kunugigaoka, Karushuu Has An Announcement: Karma Is Not Pregnant.
FanfictionAlright, Karma thinks. He's done with the small talk. He's done building up to the point. Obviously Shuu's not getting it. "Apparently, according to Kunugigaoka, I'm pregnant," Karma deadpans. Gakushuu does an incredible spit take with his coffee, v...
