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Requested by stanforbabyblue234

Hawks's ex = Jack(ass)

Hawks has a habit of spamming Dabi's phone

Dabi: [reading a book]

Toga: [been stalking hawks to see if he is good enough for Dabi] Dabi!!!

Dabi: what [not looking up]

Toga: it's hawks. He-

Dabi: is he dying?

Toga: no

Dabi: then it's not my problem.

Toga: ...but-

Dabi: but nothing

Toga: he's sick and the person that's taking care of him is his ex.

Dabi: ex?

Toga: the one that Hawks complains about

Dabi: ...oh hell no [quickly leaves to Hawks's place]

At Hawks's

Hawks: [wants Dabi to be the one to take care of him] ...

Jack(ass): don't worry dear,

Hawks: ...

Jack(ass): once you're all better we can get back together

Hawks: [tries to smack Jack's hand away]

Jack(ass): after all you owe me for taking such good care of you

Hawks: [glares at him] no

Jack(ass): I'm the only one who wants you. Who cares about you. Who-

Dabi: [comes through the window] yeah no

Hawks: 😳 DABI!?!?

Dabi: 😒 any louder and your neighbors could hear

Jack(ass): 😡 who are you?

Dabi: his boyfriend so hands off my birdie

Jack(ass): why you when he could have someone as great as me

Dabi: 😒 let's see who Hawks chooses

Hawks: Dabi

Jack(ass): 😡🤬 how dare-

Dabi: no one cares [kicks Jack out the door] since he's gone, I'll be going.

Hawks: [does the grabby hands at Dabi]

Dabi: no

Hawks: 🥺

Dabi: not happening

Hawks: 🥺🥺

Dabi: stop that

Hawks: 🥺🥺🥺

Dabi: Hawks I swear-

Hawks: 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Dabi: will you stop if I agree to stay and take care of you?

Hawks: [nodding yes] 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Dabi: fine

Dabi spends the rest of the day taking care of hawks. Ends up falling asleep next to Hawks who wraps his wings around them as he pulls Dabi into his arms.

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