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Player: *puts on how do I always lose*

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Player: *puts on how do I always lose*

Player: guess why this is my favourite song

Veteran: because it has me in it

Player:...

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Veteran: *accidentally puts on boom boom boom boom*

Veteran: WAIT, NO-

Player: *wheezing*

Veteran: WRONG SONG

player:*wheezing* WHY IS IT IN YOUR PLAYLIST!?

Veteran: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
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Captain: *puts on Sunday best*

Captain: *accidentally summons gnome*

Gnome: *starts to do a tic toc dance*
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Mr cheese: *puts on bubblegum bitch*

The gentleman: That song is inappropriate!

Mr cheese: you don't know real music

The gentleman: yea I do!

Mr cheese: ok then put on your song
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The gentleman: *puts on a playlist of motzart

Mr cheese: what did I say?
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Mr egg: *puts on Jesus take the wheel*

Veteran: JeSuS tAkE tHe WhEeL!!

Mr egg: TaKe It FrOm My HaNdS!
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Mother: *puts on WAP*

Player: mother...

Mother: yes dearie?

Player: what do you think wap stands for?

Mother:we are praying

Player: ...mother, it means-

Stoner: DONT TELL HER
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Mother needs to do just a tiny bit of research

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