Player: *puts on how do I always lose*
Player: guess why this is my favourite song
Veteran: because it has me in it
Player:...
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Veteran: *accidentally puts on boom boom boom boom*
Veteran: WAIT, NO-
Player: *wheezing*
Veteran: WRONG SONG
player:*wheezing* WHY IS IT IN YOUR PLAYLIST!?
Veteran: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT
----Captain: *puts on Sunday best*
Captain: *accidentally summons gnome*
Gnome: *starts to do a tic toc dance*
---Mr cheese: *puts on bubblegum bitch*
The gentleman: That song is inappropriate!
Mr cheese: you don't know real music
The gentleman: yea I do!
Mr cheese: ok then put on your song
--The gentleman: *puts on a playlist of motzart
Mr cheese: what did I say?
--Mr egg: *puts on Jesus take the wheel*
Veteran: JeSuS tAkE tHe WhEeL!!
Mr egg: TaKe It FrOm My HaNdS!
---Mother: *puts on WAP*
Player: mother...
Mother: yes dearie?
Player: what do you think wap stands for?
Mother:we are praying
Player: ...mother, it means-
Stoner: DONT TELL HER
---Mother needs to do just a tiny bit of research
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Dares for the among us logic crew *discontinued*
HumorThis book is officially finished! Thank you to everyone who put their dares in this and helped me out I've made a second book Don't comment anymore dares on this book. We've reached the chapter limit of 200 pages :)