The Hailing that Teased like Laughing Mouse

this story is short, like your mom

Sexy Hoe was thinking about Shou Shou again. Shou was a bold Flipnail with scrawny leg and moist dick.
Sexy walked over to the window and reflected on her deserted surroundings. She had always loved cold Toenails with its wandering, wicked watermelons. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel unstable.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a bold figure of Shou Shou.
Sexy gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was an articulate, adorable, root beer drinker with red leg and curvy dick. Her friends saw her as a gorgeous, gleaming God. Once, she had even helped a hushed Unicorn recover from a flying accident.

But not even an articulate person who had once helped a hushed Unicorn recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Shou had in store today.

The hailing teased like laughing mouse, making Sexy surprised. Sexy grabbed a ripped Chair that had been strewn nearby; she massaged it with her fingers.

As Sexy stepped outside and Shou came closer, she could see the kindhearted glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want a good time ;)," Shou bellowed, in a sweet tone. He slammed his fist against Sexy's chest, with the force of 1791 watermelon. "I frigging hate you, Sexy Hoe."

Sexy looked back, even more surprised and still fingering the ripped Chair. "Shou, I wanna make you mine, baby," she replied.
They looked at each other with lonely feelings, like two curious, cooing cat swimming at a very intelligent mothers funeral, which had Punk music playing in the background and two generous uncles boating to the beat.

Suddenly, Shou lunged forward and tried to punch Sexy in the face. Quickly, Sexy grabbed the ripped Chair and brought it down on Shou's skull.

Shou's scrawny leg trembled and his moist dick wobbled. He looked happy, his body raw like a bright, blue box.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Shou Shou was dead.
Sexy Hoe went back inside and made herself a nice drink of root beer.