group chat : my lovelies💅💅
camilla: i am
camilla: going to
camilla: punch someone
aurora: and why is that
evie: i would love to b apart
of that
camilla: this class makes me
want to defenestrate
aurora: defenestrate??
camilla: right!
camilla: the act of throwing
oneself out of a window
aurora: ahahahahahahahhaha
evie: professor snape looking
fine today😍😍😍😍😍😍
camilla: HAHAHAHA EVS
aurora: hottie 🥺🥺🥺🥺
camilla: i'm crapping my pants rn
aurora: watch out hes walking
over to u cami
camilla: SHIT
professor snape walked over to an unsuspecting camilla who's head shot up after she finished reading aurora's text.
"let's see what i'm interrupting shall we?" snape asked while holding out his hand, expecting camilla to give it up.
ignoring the stifled laughs of her friends she placed her phone into his palm, "let's see here. evie prewett says professor snape is looking mighty fine. aurora black-lupin says hottie with two heart eyes emojis." he read with a monotone voice.
"try not to ogle too much at me." he told the two girls who were about ready to piss their pants.
"bitch" camilla mumbled as she snatched her phone back.
groupchat : my lovelies💅💅
evie: IM CRYING HDHSHDH
aurora: JFJEHSJSJJSJWJA
camilla: guys i think he's
blushing!💖
private chat
potter: have i told you
how gorgeous you look today
potter: you look gorgeous today
camilla: aw i'm blushing!
potter: REALLY
camilla: no u asshat
potter: go to hogsmeade
w me???
camilla: no❤️
camilla: be quiet we're in
class
potter: that didn't stop u from
texting evie and rory!!!!!
camilla: i don't understand how
u are so awful and effy is so sweet
camilla: arent u supposed to b related?
harry: i'm the angel child duh
camilla: right...
camilla: goodbye
camilla is offline
groupchat: golden trio🫀
ron: what did u do this time
harry
ron: camilla won't stop shooting
you mean glances
hermione: maybe it's just because
she doesn't like harry
hermione: at all
harry: WAIT REALLY
harry: USUALLY SHE JUST
DOWNRIGHT IGNORES ME
ron: no not really i j
wanted to see ur reaction
harry: u asshole
hermione: hey!!
ron: simp
harry: u like hermoninny
hermione: 😳😳
hermione: that nickname died
like five years ago
harry: 5 years ago u were 10
and i didn't know u
hermione: SHUT UP
ron: it's ok mione💖
harry: simp
hermione: this got awk
ron: ...
harry added camilla to groupchat
camilla: what the flying fudge
camilla: do u want
hermione: hey cami
camilla: hi mione
harry: WHY CAN SHE CALL
U CAMI
camilla: bc i like her
camilla: now why am i here
harry: will u marry me
camilla: in ur dreams
harry: you actually are in
my dreams
camilla left the chat
YOU ARE READING
piss off potter | harry potter
Fanfictionsequel to my mofos harry potter has been pining after camilla taylor since he was eleven, and he might just get the girl. just a lighthearted social media story harry potter x femoc au voldemort doesn't exist golden trio era otp-hbp
