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Me:hello we have dares

Tina:should we stop tony from killing cookie then?

Me:no this dare is for Dave and Danny they have to get married!

Danny:*super flustered* W-what

Dave:we're eight years old how does that work

Me:idk but Dave do you take Danny the duck to be your husband through this life and the next

Dave:ummm I do?

Me:and Danny do you take Dave the dinosaur to be your husband for the rest of your life

Danny:I-I do

Me:you may now kiss the duck

Dave:*kisses Danny*

Tony:I'm back from killing cookie and holy sh*t what did I miss

Me:FOR THE LAST TIME TONY MIND YOUR LANGUAGE also Dave and Danny got married

Tony:YESSSSSSSSSS DAVY IS SAILING

Tina:who would have known that Tony was a Davy shipper

Me:idk

Hope you enjoyed I don't really know how weddings work so hope this was good enough for you anyway bye people of Earth

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