I SHOULDVE STAYED AT HOMEEEEE

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(I am back mother fucker, be scared.)

Hello, children settle down, today I shall talk about the story of how Hawks met Dabi and ended up within the mess of the LoV.

*backflash cue*

Recently, Kurogiri acknowledged the lonely Dabig and how he has literally no friends, (the league doesn't count.)
"I wonder if I can get him a friend perhaps! That's what he needs" He grinned and reached for his huge cracked tablet out of his void butthole. He went onto the most hip and recent social media platform, Facebook. 
Looking around for hours at all the sexy older men, (even dming some of them), he got in contact with a man named Keigo, (code hero name Hawks.)
"Oh, he's so charming and delightful!" Kurogiri chuckled to himself and attempted to video call him. He explained Dabi's situation and described him as this hot, sexy, tall young man with luscious black hair that curled elegantly on top of his head like a bird's nest. Dabi walked in the room only wearing his crusted Spongebob boxers, not knowing that Kurogiri was on a video call.
"There you are, my sweet emo boy!" He exclaimed as he turned the camera onto him.
"What"
Hawks screeched in shock and agony from the horrifying sights of the crusted burnt crispy streaky bacon victim and proceeded to faint and have a seizure. Kurogiri quickly ended the call, "Aww he likes you!" 
Dabi blushed, embarrassed from being exposed to a hunk through Facebook video call, "w-who was that?... ngh.."
"Well, some guy who's totally into you" Kurogiri explained.
"A guy like him?.. who likes me?.."

Dabi giggled and skipped over to his greasy, sweaty bathtub and threw himself in

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Dabi giggled and skipped over to his greasy, sweaty bathtub and threw himself in. His feet kicking the air in excitement.
"I can't believe someone finally likes me..." he logged onto Facebook to attempt to contact Hawks. He sent him a link to a youtube video named "Love Like You (Error x Ink)"

He didn't reply for hours due to being at the fucking ER because of the seizure he had whilst Dabi waited patiently for his Romeo until he finally replied.

"I can't take this anymore. I am mortified and disgusted by your mere presence and this content you sent me. Receiving this DM gave me so much anxiety and I'm shaking as I type this message to you. Get the fuck away from me. I am blocking you and don't you dare think of adding or messaging me back or I will file a restriction order for domestic violence."

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Dabi howled in sadness and heartbreak. It broke him. He couldn't cry despite having his tear ducts heal because the tears only evaporated from his cheeks from the heat he emanated.

"OH, MY CHARCOAL WHAT'S WRONG?" Kurogiri rushed into the room
"momm the painnn aghhhhh he doesn't like me." he cried.
"Oh no baby it's okay I promise, hold on tight you are so strong just give me a moment baby, here lemme send you a text for a moment whilst I do something" Kurogiri frowned as he rushed out of the room.

Dabi looked at his text messages on Facebook from Kurogiri, It was a link attached to a very long paragraph,

"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_J-W68gS7Y 

Reasons to live:

"Suicide doesn't stop the pain," "It gives it to someone else."- [ ] 1: We would miss you - [ ] 2: It's worth it to be alive - [ ] 3: It does get better, believe it or not, it will eventually get better. - [ ] 4: There's so much you would miss out on doing. - [ ] 5: You are worth it don't let anyone, even yourself tell you otherwise. - [ ] 6: God made you for a reason, you have a reason. - [ ] 7: There is always a reason to live! - [ ] 8: So many people care about you - [ ] 9: You are amazing - [ ] 10: I don't even know you and I love you - [ ] 11: I care for you - [ ] 12: There are plenty of people that love you - [ ] 13: Youre literally perfect!! <3 - [ ] 14: There are plenty of people that care for you - [ ] 15: God loves you - [ ] 16: God cares about you - [ ] 17: Sometimes life is hard but it will make you a stronger person don't worry! - [ ] 18: What about all the things you've always wanted to do?What about all the things you've planned, but never got around to doing? You can't do them if you're dead. - [ ] 19: I want you to be alive - [ ] 20: So many people want you alive! - [ ] 21: You won't be able to listen to Music if you die - [ ] 22: You'll never be able to listen to your favorite song if you die. - [ ] 23: You'll never be able to listen to your favorite singer if you're gone - [ ] 24: You'll never be able to listen to your favorite rapper if you're gone. - [ ] 25: listening to really loud music - [ ] 26: Killing yourself is never worth it, you'll hit both yourself & the people who care about you. - [ ] 27: There are so many people that would miss you, including me - [ ] 28: the clouds - [ ] 29: You are gorgeous - [ ] 30: Someone out there would die for you :') - [ ] 31: How do you think your family would feel? - [ ] 32: Proving people wrong with your success. - [ ] 33: Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. - [ ] 34: You'll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day.- [ ] 35: You'll never have the feeling of walking into a cold building on a hot day.- [ ] 36: Being stupid in public just because you can. - [ ] 37: Helping other people. - [ ] 38: You have a future to live for.. - [ ] 39: Being alive is good - [ ] 40: thinking about happy memories - [ ] 41: Finding your soulmate. - [ ] 42: All nighters!!! - [ ] 43: Sleeping in all-day- [ ] 44: You can look back at yourself later in your life and be glad you didn't commit suicide. - [ ] 45: Nobody could ever replace you - [ ] 46: You're unique - [ ] 47: pets - [ ] 48: petting pets - [ ] 49: Netflix and movies - [ ] 50: Decorating the Christmas tree - [ ] 51: Dreams that make you smile - [ ] 52: Breakfast in bed - [ ] 53: New clothes - [ ] 54: New shoes - [ ] 55: New books - [ ] 56: Sunrises and Sunsets - [ ] 57: Friends - [ ] 58: The ocean - [ ] 59: Sunlight - [ ] 60: Your family - [ ] 61: Inside jokes - [ ] 62: Birthdays - [ ] 63: Christmas - [ ] 64: Family traditions - [ ] 65: The taste of your favorite food - [ ] 66: Favorite tv show - [ ] 67: Favorite movie - [ ] 68: Going to new places - [ ] 69: The ability to peruse whatever you choose (there are over 7 billion people on Earth, don't be afraid to be you) - [ ] 70: To earn money and rewards - [ ] 71: You can always flip your life around. - [ ] 72: To find the perfect job/career for you - [ ] 73: Pizza - [ ] 74: Kittens - [ ] 75: New haircuts - [ ] 76: Moments you can look back to and laugh at - [ ] 77: The clouds - [ ] 78: The world is better with you in it - [ ] 79: Roller Coasters - [ ] 80: Showers - [ ] 81: Cake - [ ] 82:Growing old - [ ] 83: Growing old with the person you love - [ ] 84: Singing - [ ] 85: Sleeping - [ ] 86: Icecream - [ ] 87: Cookies - [ ] 88: food in general - [ ] 89: Movie nights - [ ] 90: Candy - [ ] 91: Popcorn - [ ] 92: Daydreaming - [ ] 93: Happy moments - [ ] 94: Halloween - [ ] 95: Sleepovers - [ ] 96: Parties - [ ] 97: Having a good personality - [ ] 98: Making people happy - [ ] 99: Bonfires - [ ] 100: Sitting on rooftops - [ ] 101: Vacations - [ ] 102: Hearing crazy stories - [ ] 103: Telling crazy stories - [ ] 104: Treehouses - [ ] 105: Starbucks - [ ] 106: You've changed someone's life - [ ] 107: If you're gone how will you achieve great things? - [ ] 108: Everyone has talent including you - [ ] 109: Eating crazy food - [ ] 110: Hanging out with your friends - [ ] 111: Nobody could ever replace you - [ ] 112: You have so much to live for - [ ] 113: Your dreams need some fulfilling to do - [ ] 114: Living life to the fullest - [ ] 115: Heck,I would miss you like crazy - [ ] 116: Your family and friends would be devastated if you were gone - [ ] 117: Someone out there is constantly praying to meet someone like you - [ ] 118: Your future - [ ] 119: You could save so many lives - [ ] 120: You are too beautiful to disappear - [ ] 121: You are bigger than any of your problems - [ ] 122: You are never alone during this struggle - [ ] 123: Tomorrow is a new day! - [ ] 124: You are worth more than you think - [ ] 125: But, the final and most important one is, just being able to experience life, because even if your life doesn't seem so great right now, anything could happen!💗💗 All suicide hotline numbers if you need someone to talk to : - [ ] Argentina: +5402234930430 - [ ] Australia: 131114 - [ ] Austria: 142; for children and young people, 147 - [ ] Belgium: 106 - [ ] Bosnia & Herzegovina: 080 05 03 05 - [ ] Botswana: 3911270 - [ ] Brazil: 188 for the CVV National Association - [ ] Canada: 1 .833 .456 .4566, 5147234000 - [ ] (Montreal); 18662773553 (outside Montreal) - [ ] Croatia: 014833888 - [ ] Denmark: +4570201201 - [ ] Egypt: 7621602 - [ ] Estonia: 3726558088; - [ ] Russian 3726555688 - [ ] Finland: 010 195 202 - [ ] France: 0145394000 - [ ] Germany: 08001810771 - [ ] Holland: 0900767 - [ ] Hong Kong: +852 2382 0000 - [ ] Hungary: 116123 - [ ] India: 8888817666 - [ ] Ireland: +44058457909090 - [ ] Italy: 800860022 - [ ] Japan: +810352869090 - [ ] Mexico: 5255102550 - [ ] New Zealand: 0800543354 - [ ] Norway: +4781533300 - [ ] Philippines: 028969191 - [ ] Poland: 5270000 - [ ] Portugal: 21 854 07 40/8 . 96 898 21 50 - [ ] Russia: 0078202577577 - [ ] Spain: 914590050 - [ ] South Africa: 0514445691 - [ ] Sweden: 46317112400 - [ ] Switzerland: 143 - [ ] United Kingdom: 08457909090 - [ ] USA: 18002738255 - [ ] Veterans' Crisis Line: 1 800 273 8255/ text 383255 💗💗 songs that could make you happy 🥺 Personal by HRVY: @YJpE I like me better by Lauv: @ozwA Classic by MKTO: @A4Ds Just friends by JORDY: @eINM Eastside by Benny Blanco, Halsey,& Khalid: @UvGY What makes you beautiful by 1D: @-A4E Cheerleader by OMI: @QfW8 Everybody talks by Neon Trees: @84lE Dear future husband by Meghan Trainor: @D_40 Backyard Boy by Claire Rosinkranz: @shy8 Shut up and dance with me by WALK THE MOON: @lx6Q iSpy by KYLE: @gMPU Trap queen by Fetty Wap: @NKio LMK by Lil XXEL: @IC24 Dynamite by BTS: @WNZg - fun facts! 1.Otters hold hands when sleeping is they don't drift away from each other 2.Penguins only have one mate their entire life, they also propose by giving them a pebble 3.Cows have best friends 4.you're perfect <3 - another message : - 💗💗 To all those people being bullied - To all those people who have lost a loved one - To all those people who have lost a pet - To all those people being abused - To all those people going through depression - To all those people with anxiety - To all those people in poverty - To all those people going through a breakup - To all those people having a bad day - To all those people with insecurities - To all those people just having a hard time Don't forget - Your weakness today - Is your strength tomorrow - It always gets better - Your loved ones will remain in your hearts - You always have the memories - Love yourself - Stand up for yourself - Money can't buy happiness - Those lovers - Just weren't right - Don't abuse yourself - Don't abuse others - Kill them with kindness - Treat people with kindness - We've all had these times - There will always be a hole in our chests But - Let's all be each others' strength - whether you're - Black - White - LGBTQ+ - Christian - Atheist - Etc - Love yourself - Love others - Don't cut - Don't kill - Don't criticize - Don't beg - Don't do drugs - Don't starve yourself - Don't starve others We aren't supposed to do any of that - Just keep your strength - Keep your faith - Don't change because you were told to - Be yourself - Sometimes playing a character, isn't the best thing to do. Have a great day, and don't stop spreading awareness about things that are happening currently in the world. ⚠️ this is not my text, that however doesn't mean that I don't agree with every single word said here. out of experience, it destroys people. Please don't be afraid to ask for help.Please, I beg you, please don't do it. You are worth it and there are people who love you.⚠️ I need everyone to pass this on. "

"T-Thanks mom.." Dabi smiled softly


TBC NEXT CHAPTER BECAUSE I WROTE SO FUCKING MUCH 

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