Just A Dream

I met Ashton Irwin

It was real great

I saw him at Walmart

Next to the steaks

We talked about spices

That taste real good on corn

We talked about lots of things

like how we are both into porn

He took me to his house

and he cooked me some meat

I didn't say anything

but it tasted like feet

This was our first date

it wasn't like in the imagines

I expected a prince

but got the hot dragon

He gave me a kiss

that melted my heart

if I was anymore excited

I thought I might fart

It was real close to 2 a.m.

and my brain was all foggy

I was thinking of which position

and I chose the doggy

We both got real horny

the conversation got silent

we ended up in his bedroom

and things got real violent

 My clothes were soon off

and he went down under

I began to scream out

while it started to thunder.

He licked back up

when I was almost done

he smirked at me

it has only just begun.

He got in position

and looked me in the eyes

I was about to explode

I think I might die

His thrust came quick

and I was really excited

I had Ashton Irwin's dick

and trust me, I was delighted

I thought back to the steaks

how all this came so fast

I gave him the green light

I hope I can last

I was his English love affair

but it was not a weekend in May

 I still felt that connection

we had gone all the way