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CANCER - *hyperventilating* GUYS I'M AFRAID OF FLYING!
VIRGO - There's nothing to worry about. The worst thing that would happen is the plane combusts and we hurdle to our deaths.
*Cancer screams*
GEMINI - Hey it'll be fine. First we go through the metal detector. Easy, watch.
*Gemini goes through the metal detector and it blares*
GEMINI - I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
PISCES - You have a lighter in your pocket, are you an arsonist?
TAURUS - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GUYS HELP ME!!! *Is being dragged through the luggage line*
LEO - I'LL SAVE YOU *Gets stuck in the luggage line too*
LIBRA - *Pops bubblegum bubble* We've been waiting here forever. I mean seriously, we got here two nights ago.
SCORPIO - *Tries to bribe a security guard into letting them go early and gets escorted off the premises*
ARIES - DID YOU GUYS KNOW THEY HAVE A COFFE AND DONUT BAR? *Mouth is stuffed with donuts*
SAGITTARIUS - The guard isn't looking! Quick everybody go!
*Everyone runs through the metal detector and it's blaring*
CAPRICORN - *Trips* Guys help me! We're friends!
LEO - *She picks up Capricorn and runs after the others*
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Zodiac Short Stories
HumorAYOOO! So these are a bunch of short stories including the zodiacs themselves, I'm super sorry if the characters I have created don't fit your view of them. INCLUDES ~SWEARING~ ~LGBTQ+~ ~SUGGESTIVE THEMES~
