Monster Truck Mater

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[The film opens. The gang is at Flo's V8 Cafe when a monster truck passes]

Lucky: Wow. Check out the size of that monster truck.

Mater: Shoot. That boy's nothing. I used to wrestle trucks bigger then him.

Lightning: What?

Mater: I used to be a monster truck wrestler.

[Flashback to the past]

Announcer: Ladies and gentle cars. Introducing... The Tormentor!

[A spotlight comes on over Mater, who is standing in a wrestling with the others and wearing a red and blue mask]

Mater: Excuse me. That. It's TOW MATER!

[An ice cream truck jingle of "Pop Goes the Weasle" plays]

Announcer: Who wants some ice cream?

[The doors swing open revealing Mater's opponent: A giant monster-wheeled ice cream truck]

Announcer: The I-Screamer!

[The crowd goes wild as the big truck enters the ring]

The I-Screamer: I'm gonna make you scream!

Mater: [screams]

[The bell rings and Mater dodge him]

The I-Screamer: Grr. Where did he go?

Mater: [off-screen] Excuse me, mister.

[The I-Screamer looks down]

Mater: Can I have one double dip dipstick sundae please?

The I-Screamer: Oh. Uhh. Sure. That's a very popular flavour.

[Mater then flips the truck onto his back]

Referee: 1-2-3. The winner!

Announcer: Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae.

[Mater's next opponent: Captain Collision]

Captain Collision: Drop and give me twenty!

Mater: I'll will give you three!

[Together, they knock him onto his back]

Referee: 1-2-3. The winner!

[The next opponent is the Rastacarian]

Announcer: The Rastacarian has the Tormentor in his signature dreadlock.

The Rastacarian: Me be jamming now, Man!

[Mater throws him onto his back]

Referee: 1-2-3. The winner!

Mater: Who be jamming now?

Crowd: You be jamming now!

[Next up, Dr. Feel Bad]

Announcer: Ooh. Dr. Feel Bad.

Dr. Feel Bad: Your next stop is the hospital!

[Mater grab him from behind]

Mater: Don't worry. I'll will send you some flowers.

[He's thrown into the hospital]

Announcer: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.

Announcer 2: And just wait till he gets the bill.

Referee: 1-2-3.

[The next opponent is: Paddy O Concrete]

Announcer: Paddy O Concrete's gonna lay some cement.

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