I need to write bottom dabi and bottom overhaul in one oneshot. A little occ
Dabi: where are they?
Overhaul: upstairs they won't come down and eat
Dabi: let me try something
Dabi: OI YOU UNGRATEFUL MOTHERFUCKERS COME AND EAT YOU GODDAM FOOD
Kai: damm that didn't work?
Dabi: ikr it usually works
Overhaul: nvm i got it
Overhaul: SHIN NEMOTO, RIKIYA KATSUKAME, YU HOJO, KENDO RAPPA, HEKIJI TENGAI, HARI KURONO AND TOMURA SHIGARAKI COME AND EAT YOUR FUCKING FOOD
Dabi: it's Not working
*Meanwhile*
Chronotasis: guys our babes getting mad should we go down and eat-
Shigaraki: shh i kinda like it when overhaul is angry
Shin: ya'll gonna pay for my funeral right?
Toga: don't worry i'll visit your funeral and bring you extra flowers
Mr compressor: dabi won't scream until his really pissed off
Yu hojo: same goes to overhaul
Overhaul: That's IT ALL SEVEN OF YOU ARE GOING TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH!!!
Dabi: that goes for you guys too spinner,twice,compressor and M/N!!!
Chronotasis: BABE PLEASE anything but sleeping on the couch
Overhaul: should've think twice before not eating your food
M/N: dabi, my kitten please tell me you were joking?
Dabi: i'm not
Shigaraki: kai, my princess please? Is there ANYTHING we can do so we're not sleeping on the couch?
Overhaul: no! You can't change my mind
Eri: does that means i get to sleep with you papa?
Kai: ofc sweetie
Aito: dad can i sleep with you too!
Dabi: of course my dearest
Shin: BABE PLEASE-
Overhual: ENOUGH!! YOU GUYS ARE SLEPPING ON THE COUCH
Dabi: PERIOD
