Darling, Imagine Getting Kidnapped? Couldn't Be ME honestly- OKAY- okay, ill admit it..
i got kidnapped.
But.... at least they were Seggsc :)
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He looked into my brown eyes deeply, looking for a pint of submissiveness...
I mean, if you hear a noise- on a deserted street. And, you know theres nothing, I mean NOBODY there.- What is you gonna do?
What to do you when you hear something, and you dont wanna find out!!?
Step 1 - dont investigate
Step 2 -GETCHODUMBASSOUTTATHERE
Step 3 - DONT GO HOME- GO TO A HOTEL that has alotta cars- bcs like im not gonna just like..- show you were i live- and you need to be in a public place and loose your self in the public place.- if you do have a hoodie- put it on in the bathroom and then walk back out. bcs- like who gonna check wat type of hoodie you wear- and if you do end up doing that- i want you to take your big boy pants on- got to there car- and make sure to see how many people are in the car. bsc your gonna hijack that bitch-
Step 4 - aNd like- if you do end up on a street, and theres nobody there for miles. i want you to slow down, take your weapon out. I want you to be alert. And if you think somebody tryna kidnap you. I want you to take a deep breath. slow down. and take another one. hold your breath. and when they put something over your mouth- u fake pass out.- and thats on common sense :). and hear there confersation-
step 5 - i want you to discreetly put a weapon in your shoe. or bra- yk- jus like anywhere thats not noticeable- you either need, your key. pepperspray. an alarm if they DO DECIDE to take you somewhere-
And thats on how to be a baddie- GRRRR
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so anyways- your smartass, start bolting down the street OUTOFNOWHERE-, and the kidnappeprs are like- confused- and annoyed- how'd you know they were there? well first of all you didnt, bcs your trust your gut.- bcs- you know- there was nobody there behind you when you got boba- being the smart person you are. you start recording yourself. and you pUT IT UP HIGH AND I MEAN HIGH- you gotta see whos behind you so you like- "ahem me being a baddie- walking down the streets at night-"and that point you SEE THEM BEHIND YOU SO- you bolt down the street again- and this time much faster- because they look built- sis you were coming in like-
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VROOM- and we all know saitamas crazy fast- you catch the kidnappers off guard- bcs- WERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT SPEED FROM- and when i tell you- she was scared darling- SHE WAS SCARED- SHE WAS SWEATING- cause darling- they scared you bcs they were RIGHT BEHIND YOU- AND YOU WAS GONE-
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you at that point- dropped your boba- you looked like a runna way car- with no wheels- sis when i tell you- YOU WERE GONE YOU WERE GONe- at that point you didnt pay attention to your surroundings and you fell- and you knew you was done for so at that point- we went to step 4. pretending to be PASSED OUT- bcs like...- when you fell it wasnt looking good at all..-
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mean while in the kidnappers car-
"SHES A RUNNER SHES A TRACK STAR- HIT HA wiTH- A AHSHAHSHHAGHS" WHEEEZ- at this point the drivers dead. LIKE HE IS LIKE "WHY SHE RUN LIKE THAT- AAKSKSKSLS" "she run like one of those anime girls when they see there senpai-" "AASKKSAKKSKSSKSKKS" and the person in the back who is supposed to be keeping watch- is about to start laughing- like- SSKSKSK AAHHA
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sksk- ill tell you the names when we start the real chapter. LOL- im dead.... BCS "she run like one of those anime girls when they see there senpai-" AHAHAHAHAHAHHH SKSKKSSSK I CANT- *WHEEZE *
