BNHA Zodiac❤️

58. Signs as stupid things I've said/heard.

Not really MHA, but anyway.

Aries: "Sir, why did you become a teacher?"

"When I look at you all, I wonder as well."

Taurus: "You have to go up the stairs, to go down the stairs... wait-"

Gemini: "How do you think you'll do on the test?"

"What test?"

Cancer: "I didn't touch the dead fish!"

Leo: "Can you punch me in the stomach, so that I can throw up and skip the rest of school?"

Virgo: "This place smells like old food and people that don't shower."

Libra: "Who is planning to keep studying here? Oh,no. Not you."

Scorpio: "I can do this!"

*Proceeds to try opening water bottle*

*Fails*

"Okay. Maybe I do need help."

Sagittarius: *Throws bottle and warns about throwing it later*

*Hits a girl*

*Apologises*

*Throws another one*

Capricorn: "I would sell all of you to save my dog."

Aquarius: "I hate PE almost as much as I hate myself."

Pisces: "Not that anyone cares, but I have a big ass."

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