gru x vector

Gru sees vector (gru p.o.v)

I was driving down the street in my upgraded range rover, when I saw a bright flash of orange. I slammed the brakes and looked again. What I saw was an amazing bodyshape with a orange jumpsuit covering it. I pressed my face against the glass, I was amazed he was so attractive. As I was staring from the car I heard through the glass "piranha gun, OH YEAH!!! Ever seen one? No you haven't I invented it OH YEAH!" I wanted to go out there and tell him how beatiful him and his piranha gun were, and I almost did!
Instead I hatched a master plan and stayed put l, with my eyes fixed on the sexy man.