Incorrect Quotes

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{ before we start here's some quotes from me }

"Dark chocolate pocky stick"

"m a r k u s"

"Demon Daddy"

"Fucking Stick"

{ ight lets get started }

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Nugget: Today is a day of running through hurdles.


Bendy: Aren't you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?


Nugget: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Nugget: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.


Bendy: Oh, you've been?


Nugget: Once. In Monopoly.

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Mark: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?


Nugget: *chugs entire bottle*


Nugget: It's perfume.


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Nugget: Bendy, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?


Bendy: I don't know, love you, talk to you later


Nugget: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Mark.


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Nugget: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?


Tangled: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.


Jackie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.


Tangled: Good thinking.


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Nugget: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?


Tyler and Timothy: The car takes a screenshot.


Bendy: For the last time, get the fuck out.


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Nugget: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!


Bendy: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD


Nugget: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING FISHY WITH ME


Nate, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.


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Nate: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?


Nugget: Put spaghetti in it.


Nate: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.


Tyler: Put spaghetti in it.


Nate: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.


Timothy: Put spaghetti in it.


Nate: I'm no longer taking suggestions.


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Nugget: Bendy, I'm sad.

Bendy: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.


Jackie: Sammy, I'm sad.


Sammy, nodding: mood.

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Nate: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-


Nate and Mark, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!


Nugget: Our turn, Bendy! One, two, three- vanilla!


Bendy, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.


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Nugget: You kidnapped Bendy? That's illegal!


Hannah: But Nugget, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Bendy, or destroying our dreams?


Nugget: Kidnapping Bendy, Hannah!!!


Hannah: Nugget, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!


Nugget: What, to kidnap people?!?!


Hannah: To work together!


Nugget: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!


Mark: Nugget, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people.


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Sammy: Nothing in life is free.


Nugget: Love is free!


Wally: Adventure is free.


Nate: Knowledge is free.


Hannah: Everything is free if you take it without paying.


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Wally: Dumbest scar stories, go!


Hannah: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.


Mark: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.


Tyler: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.


Nugget: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.


Nugget:


Nugget: I have emotional scars.

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