Melany is holding a gun to my head please send help she's making me write this fanfic I'm not doing this willingly please call 911/hj
This is a fanfic about my
bestie and her crush🙄
I was sweating wearing a velvet suit with a frilly thing on my neck, in a dressing room in a cosplay store... While the one I had a crush on was in blue suit with a red tie in another dressing room the reason we were in the silly costumes was because my friend Miles ..or Mr clean forced us to...
You know ....it's funny every time I see Mr clean ...or miles I guess .....i see their big ass forehead and I always want to slap it....! It's such a big temptation and it keeps me up at night.... I feel like it's an addiction but besides the point the reason they wanted us to be in these silly costumes was because it reminded them of the only thing that keeps them sane
N A R U M I T S U
(They're not like the annoying dnf fans)
Once I got out of the dressing room and saw this tall ugly man that I for some reason have a crush on who has a cute laugh and hot ass hands I felt a connection because we were literally dressed as two soulmates together but whatever
I have the urge to scream objection across the room but I don't know why.. it's like something had awakened me...
While I had a little identity crisis in those few seconds Mr clean was breathing heavily and covered their face as they walked out of the store and then ran back in
Then they started singing heat waves for some reason
Well Nathan knew what we were dressed up as I didn't even know that he was an Ace Attorney fan and he knew why miles was having a panic attack and he saw me and he looked at Miles and he looked up Victoria sitting on the bench outside of the store waiting for us cuz they doesn't want to be associated with Ace Attorney in any single way shape or form
Then I just hit miles's forehead for some reason I told myself I wouldn't but I did I couldn't believe I did something so horrible and when Nathan looked down from Victoria to meet his eyes with mine he said
"what you know about rolling down in the deep when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze"
And then I suddenly told him I had unnecessary feelings for him which was weird cuz I didn't want to say that but I did and then he put his hand on my hip and all my cheek and said
"Yo ass fat bbg"
Stunned by his beautiful words and we both started lip biting towards each other very aggressively miles already died on the floor and Victoria was in so much shock and died and Jade and Nayra went out of the bathroom after taking fat shits and couldn't believe their eyes so they also died with shock
Then Nevaeh went out of her grave and flew to go check up on Melanie cuz she's such a nice friend and also died from shock
And then Nathan revealed that....... He was deeply in love with Melanie and that he wanted to be the Papa Smurf to her smurfette
Melany agreed even though it was incest and they lived happily ever after...💍💍💍
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