"I'm not good at anything. I'm average. There will always be someone better than me at everything" I say having an existential crisis then I turn on my PS5, join my cousin's party, and Turn on COD
"(Y/N) What are you doing on," he says
"I THOUGHT THE CORPS WOULD HELP ME STRAIGHTEN OUT MY LIFE SIR," I say
"THE CORPS," he says confused
"SIR YES SIR," I say then we start laughing
"Now that we have 5 want to play S&D," Nate says
"I'm down," we say then we play until 3 AM
"Alright I better hop off it's 3 AM and I got to go to school in the morning," I say
"Come on last game," Blake says
"No, because whenever we say LG we play till 5 AM then we say it again and then it's 7 am and I have to pull an all-nighter to go to school and I don't have any energy drinks left," I say
"Alright later," Blake says
"Later," I say
"Later", the rest of the party says then I turn off my PlayStation and I jump in my bed... well I would have if my bed wasn't being blocked by a portal. I open my eyes to see I'm floating in space
"What," I say confused
"Hello," a voice says
"What," I say
"Basically you have two options stay in your universe and die from a burglar or go to another one and be you but better in every way," it says
"What," I say
"Basically everything you are okay at you are now the greatest there ever will be at. You also have a 1ms reaction time," it says
"MMA?" I ask
"You'd make Ngannou look like an infant," it says
"Baseball," I ask
"Imagine the best player from every position combine them into one person then multiply that person by one million and that's you," it says
"Okay ill take the other universe," I say
"Okay also forgot to mention you are about to spawn in Japan but don't worry you will hear everything in English and when you speak they will hear it as Japanese with some exceptions and the same with writing," it says then I hear a snap of fingers
"What," I say then suddenly I wake up in an alley
"Are you okay?" a woman's voice says
"Sorry lady had a rough night last night," I say
"You appear to be too young to drink," she says
"No not drunk," I say
"You aren't on drugs are you," she asks
"No, It's just hard to explain," I say
"Alright, what's your name," she asks
"(Y/N) (L/N)" I say
"I'm the Rabbit Hero Mirko what is your quirk," she says
"What's a quirk," I say
"Oh we need to take you to a hospital," she says
"No no, I need a place to lie down and rest," I say then I think about it
"I guess hospitals have beds so yea I need a hospital," I say then she picks me up bridal style
"First off I can walk second off, could you carry me any other way this severely affects my manhood," I say, but she doesn't put me down
"Please put me down," I ask then she just smiles at me and continues to carry me until we get to an apartment then she finally puts me down then opens the door
"Finally," I say
"Come on in," she says so I walk in
"This is my apartment, I want you to stay here until I get finished with my hero work then after that we will take you to the hospital and get you properly looked at," she says
"Alright thanks," I say then she leaves
Timeskip
"So he has no quirk according to his multiple DNA tests but when we tested his reaction time we found he had an impossibly fast reaction time. He also is extremely strong and has a high strategy IQ but not so much when it comes to school subjects" the doctor says to Mirko and I
"That's it," I say
"Well, there are two other things that are cause for concern. When quirks spread all over the world that decreased how many chromosomes the average person has to 20 pairs. (Y/N) you have 3 extra pairs of chromosomes" the doctor says
"I HAVE DOWN SYNDROME TIMES 6," I say shocked
"No Down syndrome is when one of your chromosome pairs has three chromosomes instead of two. You have sets of chromosomes that haven't existed for over a century" the doctor says
"So basically what you are saying is I'm built different," I ask
"I'm saying you are retrograding," he says
"I'm not a planet," I say
"Retrograde means to go back. You are evolving backward" he says
"What does that mean" I say
"You are a previous form of human. Also, when you die could you give your body to a lab because you are such a scientific anomaly you could probably give scientists thousands of hours of work" he says
"Sure why not," I say
"The other thing that's cause for concern is that he has no symptoms of memory loss, or concussion, and did not test positive for any narcotics. (Y/N) are you a time traveler" the doctor says
"We will be leaving now," I say then I walk out of the room and I head to the car. After a while of driving, she finally speaks up
"So you are a time traveler," she says
"Nope," I say
"Then can you explain why you are so different," she says
"I'll tell you if you promise not to tell another soul," I say
"I promise," she says
"I come from another universe at least according to the voice I spoke to. Doesn't matter, you probably don't believe me anyway" I say
"I believe you", she says
"Why," I say
"You are, according to the doctor, an evolution behind us. As crazy as it sounds being from a different universe would make sense" she says
"Can I call you something other than Mirko?" I ask
"My name is Rumi Usagiyama," she says
"Alright Rumi," I say
"Oh in Japan most people call others by their last name unless they are close friends or in a relationship," she says
"In America, we don't care about other countries or their customs. We just steal their oil. I'm proud to be an American" I say with a single red, white, and blue tear coming down my face
"How did you color your tear," she says
"No questions," I say then I look out the window for the rest of the ride after a while I see a flyer
"U. A. Academy hero course walk-in applicants welcome" I whisper to myself then I memorize the date on the flyer
"What was that," Rumi says
"Just talking to myself," I say
YOU ARE READING
The First Shinobi(A MHA Male Reader Story)
Random(Y/N) is as painfully average as you can get. semi-athletic but not enough to excell in any sports, is decent at video games, can play instruments decently, and he is a decent strategist. Basically I'm saying that he doesn't stick out in any way, so...
