To China: Axis powers or the Bad Touch Trio?
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China: neither.
Blubble: awe, come on, pick one!
China: eeine meenie minee mo, Axis
Blubble: so you like axis better?
China: no, they still jerks
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To Russia: I dare you to freak out the allies >:D
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___At Le Meeting of Le Allies___
America: I think Russia should use ground troops, I'll use my kick-ass navy!
Russia: we kill our ground troops because we ran out of food.
Allies: ... The hell?
Russia: ^J^
(A/N I do not support cannibalism, nor do I believe Russia eats their countries people, twas a joke made by Russia.)
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To China: I dare you to hold onto Russia for the whole day! No letting go of him!
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China: 狗屁... *shyly hugs Russia*
Russia: Why are you giving me hug?
China: It's part of dare, Aru!
____Near da end of le day___
China: do I have to stay like this while I sleeping?
Blubble: >:3 Yus
China: 狗屁
Narrator: and so, China had a crappy day while Russia probably enjoyed the attention.
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