A bat new adventure

Joke on you

I was in the attic with Eliza Addison and Bree as we fixed my room to make it the perfect place for me and the baby

"You know back home I really didn't have many ghoul friends"

"Ghoul friends?" Bree asked

"Oh it's like a monster friend but instead I say ghoul to make it easier"

"Oh that cool" said Eliza

"Plus I never use a mirror"

"Really oh it because the whole vampire can't see their image thing"

"Yep and mostly I never needed it's still weird how I get dressed"

"Look fabulous"

"Really it's a miracle I don't wake in such a disaster mood" we laughed

"You know my first present as a baby was guiatine"

"A guiatine wait you mean the actual thing"

"What no silly it was smaller version but my mom took it away she said it was to dangerous but she gave it back I was just 67"

"Uh 67?"

"Oh it's like 7 years old for a human"

"Oh" I hummed

"Plus my grandpa Drac threw me off the highest part the hotel when I was four years old"

"What?!" They said shocked

"Oh don't worry I turned into a bat sillies that's how he was taught although he did get scream at by my mom for that"

"So are half human right"

"Why yes of course my father family is human"

"Wow that's Cool" I nod then sighed

"I'm just hoping Grandpa Drac didn't go all batty on you know"

"If he did he deserves it I mean what type of a guy leaves the girl he supposed to loves for someone else"

"Oh please he never love me we never zinged maybe that was a mistake but no matter I'll be fine and he'll never see me again you know what from this day forward ghouls his dead to me and our bundle or I should say my bundle of joy"

"You go girl"

"Yeah"

"You know you ghouls are my Bfff best Fangs friends forever" I hugged them

"Aww" they hugged me

"Anyways I think we need to go shopping and lucky for you gals my grandpa Drac gave me my own infinity credit card"

"Infinity"

"Yeap it get money added every week so it won't run out"

"That's so cool!" Said Bree

"Believe me I can shop till drop" we laughed

"So who wants to go shopping" the girls cheered while shopping

"Oh my ghouls a singing competition in the middle of the mall"

"Eli you should totally do it"

"Yeah we never heard you sing"

"Um sure" she gets up on stage when the beat of the song came all the rage of Mal taking what was supposed to be mine and Ben leaving me and our child

Elissabat
Drag me to death, like a lit cigarette
Took my last breath, like the smoke from my lips
I've lied for you, and I liked it too
But my knees are bruised, from kneelin' to you
I've had enough, but you're too hard to quit
We've had our fun, now your sugar makes me sick
I've lied for you, and I liked it too
But my makeup's ruined

And now I'm laughin' through my tears
I'm cryin' through my fear
But baby, if I had to choose
The joke's on you

The joke's on you
(My eyes glowed red)
God knows I've tried to be kind
But I will just lay down and die
Wearin' a fake smile
The joke's on you

My heart's gone bad, now it won't beat for you
You had your laugh, now I won't play the fool
I've lied for you, and I liked it too
But I'm black and blue, from bleedin' for you
You strike the match, burn me out so fast
Look what we had, now it's turned to ash
I've lied for you, and I liked it too
But my makeup's ruined

And now I'm laughin' through my tears
I'm cryin' through my fear
But baby, if I had to choose
The joke's on you

The joke's on you

God knows I've tried to be kind
But I will just lay down and die
Wearin' a fake smile
The joke's on you

Once I finish I wiped my tears away and smile walking down to the girls they hugged me which I broke completely down.