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Baby: What came first the chicken or the egg???

Sugamama: Idk sweeite

Baby: If Evie and Adam were the first humans on earth y is there so many now????

Jesus: Uhhhh Y/n r u okay???

Baby: If we can see water does that mean fish can see air???

Dadchi: Baby r u questioning things again?

Baby: Yes

Baby: How big is space???

Yams: Pretty big from what I hear

Baby: If I ate myself would I get 2x bigger or would I disappear?

Salt boi: No it's called being an idiot

Salt boi: And a cannibalism

Baby: What if there r aliens among us rn

Sunshine: That would explain Kageyama then XD

Milk boi: BOKE HINATA BOKE!!!!

Best senpai: What brought this all up Y/n?

Baby: Where do we go when we die??

Baby: If you could choose a superpower how will you turn it on?

Baby: Or turn it off??

Baby: Cuz imagine u can turn inadvisable but then u don't know how to

Rolling thunderrrrr: Good thing I wanna fly

Salt boi: Y so u can be taller?

Rolling thunderrrrr: LAY OFF!

Second years babysitter: Okay but Y/n y all this? Plz tell us y r u making me re think my life

Tanaka 2: Oof-

Baby: I'm just want to see if any of this matters in life

Baby: Like math

Princess: Plz don't tell me.....

Baby: No I passes it's just y did we have to waste an hours of our lives learning it??

Goddess: Here we go again....

Best senpai: KIYOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rolling Thunderrrrr: KIYOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Salt boi: Smips

Yams: Yep....

Y he cute: Well Y/n does have a point tho....

Y he cute: It doesn't make snese unless u wanna be a teacher or something that has to do with math

Y he cute: But then u would only need certain formulas and not know what time a person died

Best senpai: Y would someone need to know what time someone died??

Baby: Idk it's what were learning in class rn

Sunshine: Yup

Milk boi: Wait it's for when someone dies???

Baby: Yes weren't u paying attention??

Milk boi: No

Salt boi: Not unless it has volleyball in it he doesn't pay attention

Milk boi: I pay attention to other things!!!!

Salt boi: Oh really? Like what king?

Milk boi:.......

Milk boi: I can't say it

Salt boi: Sure u can't say it cuz u don't pay attention to anything

Milk boi: YES I DO!!

Baby: O I got a way u can prove it!

Baby: I told u this back in middle school and it was one time

Baby: What's my favorite flower?

Milk boi: (favorite flower)

Baby: Yay! U remeber!

Sugamama: I never hear u talk about flowers

Baby: It was a long time ago both me and Kageyama were second years in middle school

Baby: We were really close that year

Milk boi: Yea

Salt boi: I'm guessing the reason y u two aren't as close as u use to be is cuz of him right?

Baby: No it was cuz of me

Sunshine: Really but it seems like Kageyama would be the one to do that

Milk boi: No I kept telling her to come to practice but she kept saying no

Milk boi: we didn't have any classes together that year so the club was the only way we saw each other 

Milk boi: What were u doing anyway?

Baby: It's cuz toru didn't trust u so he didn't want me to be near u

Baby: It was like that for the full year until I told Iwa-chan so then we talked it out

Jesus: Is that when u guys got close again?

Baby: No we became more close this year then last year

Baby: Kageyama was an angry boi :D

Milk boi: Yea.......

Sunshine: He still is

Milk boi: BOKE HINATA BOKE!!

Baby: HEY DONT YELL AT HINATA!!! 

Milk boi: Y U YELLING AT ME??????

Baby: CUZ UR YELLING!!!!

Milk boi: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Baby: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dadchi: STOP IT U TWO!!!

Baby: ......sorry.....

Milk Boi: .........sorry.......

Dadchi: Okay since Y/n got what she needed out I'm closing the chat and no one 

Dadchi: I and mean NO ONE better open this chat up again

Everyone: Yes Daichi

Dadchi closed the chat



Longer then other chapters right? Anyway that's it for this chapter don't forget to vote and comment! BYEEEEEEEE!!!!

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