𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘯𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 // 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘸

f o u r t y - t w o

simon🔪: i'll be out for a while.

vik🥸: why? that message sounds really suspicious..

simon🔪: i've killed harry and his family 🤷🏻‍♀️

vik🥸: oh, lovely! see, you could be serious and i wouldn't know.

simon🔪: i can send pictures if you want?

vik🥸: no thank you simon, i'd appreciate it a lot if you didn't send me a picture of my dead friend.

simon🔪: ah shame, my work looks great.

vik🥸: i might just have to call the police.

simon🔪: snitches get stitches vikky.

vik🥸: seriously though, what are you doing? jide wants to go the gym and was wondering if you wanted to too.

simon🔪: okayokay, harry just asked me if i wanted to stay at his for a few hours so tell jj that no i do not want to come with him xx

vik🥸: ah, have fun! you'll probably like josh, he likes football.

simon🔪: yes i get along with every single person who likes football!

vik🥸: okay shut up, bye, i'm going with jj.

simon🔪: make sure you don't get caught giving him a blowie in the showers! xx

vik🥸: bye.

simon🔪: ❤️❤️❤️
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