Socksfor1 incorrect quotes part 3

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[gift giving]
Socks: *somehow finds the perfect gift for everyone*
Meme: *terrible at gift giving but secretly tries his best*
Blaza: *prank gifts*
Laff: *procrastinates over what gift he should get the person*
Joocie: *practical gifts*

***

[2:00 am]
Woolf, picking up the phone: Hello?
Dino: I'm baking a cake. Want to help?
Woolf: It's 2:00 am...
Dino: Please come over. I'm sad.
Woolf, getting out of bed: The things I do for you, furry.

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[Messing with play doh in the kitchen]
Laff: This is a mess! We're not running a daycare.
Joocie, looking back at Nadwe and Muffin: We're not?

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Dino: Let's talk about our feelings.
Woolf: No.
Dino: I'm sad
Woolf: I know, Dino.

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[Loses Nadwe in a store]
Joocie: Has anyone seen my kid?
Joocie: He's about four foot tall and an anime weeb
Joocie: Oh God where is he?

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[Socks loses Meme in a crowd]
Socks: Meme's medical degree is fake!
Meme, angrily crawling through the crowd: Whoever said that you're adopted!

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[Someone's pet goldfish dies]
Laff: *sets up a memorial*
Tbh: *lets out a joke about the dearly departed and has to apologize*
Meme: *jokes about it and doesn't apologize*
Nadwe: *claims it was just a fish*
Socks: *adding sushi to the menu of the funeral*
Muffin: *comforting the deceased's owner*
Joocie: *the owner*

***
Meme: I just got the rudest text.
Blaza: How so?
Meme: It says yeet the medical degree. Who would say something like that?
Later...
Blaza: Socks, we need to talk.

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Woolf: Dino is having a party without me!
Tbh: And you care?
Woolf: Of course not.
Woolf: ...
Woolf: Let's go crash his party.

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[Having a sleepover]
Socks: *instigating a pillow fight*
Meme: *actually starting the pillow fight*
Blaza: *making a blanket fort*
Tbh: *pulling out the nerf guns*
Muffin: *actually trying to get some sleep*
Nadwe: *that one kid who ate too much sugar and is hyper*
Joocie: *trying to calm everyone down*

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[Halloween]
Socks, Meme, and Blaza: *watching horror movies*
Nadwe: *playing fnaf*
Dino and Woolf: *arguing about what costumes they should wear*
Laff: *getting ready for tricker treaters*
Tbh and Muffin: *the tricker treaters*
Joocie: *their babysitter*

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