"woahh, sorry baby cheeks. Just tryin to help." the man said. I run away screaming stranger danger. But then i realize i had left Kirsten. So I carefully walk back making sure the man isn't there. When I turn the corner I see my boyfriend, Albert. "
HEY" my boyfriend screams, towering over my 2'6" body.
"Hey Albert." I smirk doing the Debby Ryan face. "Is this guy hurting you?" he asked me.
"no, but he's flirting with me."
"GIRL WHEN DID I-" the man starts, but Albert hits his bum, sending him to outer space before he gets the chonce.
"Lets go my sweet little honey bunches of oats. We need to feed Garfield, don't we?" Albert says pointing at my cat.
"Yes we do science hottie." i reply.
"Once again my life saved by the miracle of lasagna." Garfield hums, making me scream at the thing.
"YOU DON'T GET LASAGNA BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID CAT!"
"meow" we hear from a distance.
"Oh dear god." Albert says.
"AHHHHHH, I'M FALLLLINNGGG AAAAGAAAINN" the man screams, falling from the sky
Albert uses his big, strong hands to hit the jerk like a baseball. For all we know he could've landed in England.
A/N
Stan Albert he's so nice and muscly🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨✨💅💅💅💖💖💖🥰🥰
co written:thatssometealol
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Fanfiction"This isn't you, Albert!" "YES IT IS Y/N" SMACK Albert falls to the ground. "Follow me, baby cakes. I'll show you to safety." We do not own any of the characters Co Written: thatssometealol
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