I need heavy therapy

the dilf at the grocery store

to the dude who was playing with what I assume was his child. you're so hot holy shit, if my friends find this I'm killing myself.

anyways I didn't see no ring so...

plus ur child was adorable I think I have a thing for old men yk something about them.

AHHH MY MOM IS FORCING ME TO SLEEP.

ugh time to recite my daily affirmations.

I will meet christian coulson.

I have to pretend to be straight.

I'm special.

I'm gonna shift and give Gluck Gluck to Tom Riddle.

I'm not gonna fail my exams.

I will refrain from eating a whole kg of peaches.

My friends won't find this.

I am safe, I think.

I'm so happy being alive in the same century as Kim Taehyung.

Lucius is sexy for no reason.

Imma have to sleep with the whole Malfoy family.

I'm not violent.

cherry is a superior flavor anyone who disagrees is wrong.

I'm smart.